thatratwithablog

[thatratwithablog]

Part of dressing as I do is the constant and very unwanted public attention I get

Many people like to make a spectacle out of a man simply dressing in a suit

But the most recent and I’ll say odd encounter happened to me just a few minutes ago when I was simply by the lake enjoying some reading when two people on a boat took a photo of me, I stared sort of awkwardly at them until they paddled away

Why did they do that? I’m not entirely sure

Am I offended? Not particularly

Was it incredibly odd and maybe even impolite? Maybe?

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Im now terribly ill because my body decided it was fiending for my attention and I can do little more than shiver and take the occasional sip of water

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Making a true sona has been of interest for some time but I struggle to find something I like or rather fits me

I am not particularly proud of the way I look nor my body so the thought of having to portray myself that way makes me feel a bit uncomfortable but decidedly why not it can’t hurt

If anyone has any better ideas I would most like to hear it for I am honestly at a loss

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I had to tailor a pair of my old beat up slacks into nicker bockers because the only pair in the shops was 200 dollars, they turned out and I get to feel satisfied I didn’t waste a 200 dollars I did not even have

But really all to say, one I need a job, two and more pressingly I need a man to supplement my life style

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So, I thought this pattern was cute and wanted my own little kitten, but somehow in the sewing and drafting process this kitty came out like. This

He looks like a toy from the Soviet Union, I dont know how but I keep trapping the souls of sorrowful cats in my projects

Little Георги is just in my home now I guess

Any tips on how to make my cats less afflicted by melancholy would be greatly appreciated

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I remembered being at the lake recently and commenting to my brother “the best part of summer is this” and he was touched , until he noticed I was staring at a shirtless old man sun bathing

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what in the jeeves and wooster (i love your boardwalk outfit bee tee dubs)

I aim to be a Jeeves n Wooster character in my everyday life

I did not write a whole self insert fan fiction about me and Gussie finknottle for nothing

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goodness gracious boy how are you this oblivious...mr. r doesn't want to 'fix' you. excuse my french but he's trying to pound the everloving SHIT out of you...or vice versa. believe it or not you have rizz, pretty victorian boys are coming to flirt with you left and right (don't say anything, mr. d has an entire post rambling about his obvious crush on you), i don't know how you do it 😭

I like to imagine I am granted all this to anger and confound you in particular

But otherwise my hermit like tendencies and general malice make me assume the worse in everyone, also my rather bad experiences from other people

Im much less a shy twink than a obnoxious drunkard, I can’t tell what’s what or who’s who

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youre not on T????? HOW . HOW !!!!!!😭😭😭 tell me your secrets WARLOCK

My mustache is fake for one, though I’m sore about that

I in all honestly do not pass well in real life at all, I’m constantly misgendered mustache or not but I also refuse to voice train because I can’t be bothered too and I love nothing more than to complain

But suppose my passing tips as a man

1. Painted mustache (I use eyebrow tint and just follow my natural hair there, I layer a lighter and darker color so it has dimension it doesn’t look natural but you aren’t here to look normal)

2. Being a slob, being diffident is unfortunately a womanly trait most men are arseholes me included, pick at your crotch in public and burping helps to sell being a disgusting male

3. Get into male centered hobbies, this comes naturally to me for whatever reason but talk about fishing, reading classics, or some innocuous part of history and mansplain it to anyone who will let you

If you want to be a good natured, clean shaven, pleasant man I can’t particularly help you

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Don't worry my darling, my intents aren't to patronize you! When I say you're adorable it's more in admiration than looking upon you as lesser than I. You're a sweet thing with far too much self-deprecation in your heart and I could be here to make you forget all about it. In what way, you'll only find out later.

-R

The ominous nature of this really does intrigue me but likewise worries me

Though I also find my I suppose guest? (Is that what I’ll call you ask people) writers in? Pretend I can afford a telegraph, you all are very insistent on somehow ‘fix’ me I appreciate the sentiment (I do) but I am an Infact a putrid, perverted and otherwise unpleasant man Which I think is much of my charm

if I was a upstanding respectable, handsome fellow well I woudnt be here that’s for sure but also I would not be me

I understand the novelty of a man who dresses like a Jeeves n Wooster side character I am Infact not immune to being a rotten male

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opinions on mr d's most recent post :?

(Lord kill me I forgot to post this)

I’m honestly mainly surprised he thinks I have sex,

To no one’s surprise I have been celibate for 3 ish years? Possibly 4?

After my relationship with my long term partner ended I haven’t really gotten out there I’ll admit (and don’t particularly plan too until I start T)

so from my monastery I shall post and divulge my darkest desires for birds to steal away and ride myself of

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Aren't you just the sweetest thing? I've seen your posts before and they are just delightful! (and incredibly attractive, if you don't mind me saying). Goodness gracious, I'd love to take a little thing like you and clear your mind so you forget all about those troubles. I hope that this is quite an introduction, I'd love to make a lasting impression on a man of your caliber.

-R (or Mr. R, I don't quite mind either but Mr. R sounds rather formal, don't you think?)

I have toiled, and otherwise struggled to even make attempts to answer this.

Thank … you?

I don’t know exactly the implications of this, to me this feels like my friends begging me to get a man to shut me up caused a finger on the monkey paw to curl or otherwise I’m inviting something rather sinister into my abode.

Not that I’m totally adverse to that, suppose it was about my time to be some unfortunate heroine (hero? I more attribute the term to character trope then gender) in a novel.

Well anyhow welcome to my home, take your obligatory representation of your presence and enjoy the rest of your stay

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Give me credit where it’s due I think it’s spot on!

This is what I am wearing today to go to the board walk, I’m too lazy to go figure out how to take a photo of myself

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This is what I am wearing today to go to the board walk, I’m too lazy to go figure out how to take a photo of myself

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I finally put the effort into making a more ‘realistic’ packer (my novelty ones like the jester one with bells in its balls are very nice but if a bit distracting) and my god iv never felt better about myself, it looks so realistic and that is all I needed today

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I Imgaine my wearing a packer and binder is much similar to a women’s wearing full glam make up, it makes me appreciate the struggle of beauty that much more

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I went to a play recently, it was alright but I enjoyed overpriced drinking cranberry juice and dressing up and really I find that’s a good evening more often then not

I never get to wear my fur coat, the weather often prevents it so I revel in being able to do so. Blasted summer months