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So I've been reading a lot of humans are a plague stuff and I just had a thought... What if humans aren't a plague but we are depression? Like the Earth is some giant brain and humans are like an illness. When we war with each other (WW1 & 2 etc) that's the days that someone with depression contemplates suicide or attempts it etc... #humansinspace #mothernature #whatif #depression #whoknowsitcouldbeathing

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I hate it when your leg goes to sleep and you don’t realise it till you go to stand up and you almost fall cause your leg can no longer work the way legs are supposed to, you end up stumbling and grabbing onto anything within reach so you don’t faceplant... well that’s the story of how my dogs arse saved my face

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Pff I’m mad at how accurate this is

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

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Why does everyone in Supernatural have their phone on silent? So many problems would be solved by turning the volume up.

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Nothing quite like waking up feeling like emotional crap so you say fuck it and decide to make something to pretty up the world

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“airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing”

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

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I’m so very witty in the wee hours of the morning when I’m laying in bed half asleep. The only problem is, I’m laying in bed half asleep and therefore too lazy/comfortable to get up and share my wit with the world.

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God Damn It! I just swallowed my tongue ring, I hate it when that happens. Good thing I have spares :D

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if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

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Friend of mine talks in his sleep. I just had an epic debate about the pros and cons of sandwiches as ammunition. Apparently the toasted ones go the furthest, the ones with chillies on them are incendiary, the ones with peanut butter &/or other sticky type spreads are AOE’s. Best convo I’ve had in ages :p

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My personality and who I am as a person has never been summed up as well as it just was by a friend of mine “not always around but never hard to find.”

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America is like that one kid in class that always has to one up everyone and proclaim loudly whenever anything happens to them no matter how small. America isn’t the biggest or greatest country it’s just the loudest.

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man i just love Boku no Hero Academia

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Now, obviously, I’m not famous so I don’t know the stresses that come with it; but I figure it’s kinda like being stalked 24/7 by judgey Aunts who can (more often than not) get the rest of the family to think you’ve done something scandalous or you’ve screwed up, and just ruins your family dinner by going from “Yay food!” To “No uncle Kevin I didn’t crash my car, No grandma I’m not on drugs...” etc

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Why is it even though I live in a family of gamers and fellow introverts watching anime is seen as something that can be interrupted but heaven forbid if I talk during your game of solitaire Grandma!

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It’s soulMATES not soulLOVERS, so screw you for saying my best friend can’t be my soulmate without some kind of genitalia dance going on.

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Fangirls can make the most amazing sounds when their OTP becomes cannon and those sounds get more intense the less likely this is.