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A reply from Mukesh Ambani (Reliance Group) to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with 100 crore annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary 2 crore is considered only as middle class now days.. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of 100 crore annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is 50 crore annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), 50 crore annual income is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pooja I Chohan. A philosophical reply from Mukesh Ambani- Dear Ms. Pooja, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than 100 crore, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over 100 crore annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with 100 crore annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. signed, Mukesh —
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Anonyms #InMind
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I hate Girls in Polishes Nails & Plastic Lips #BeReal
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Anonyms #KUK
"सच्चाई के ईस जंग मे कभी झूठे भी जीत जाते है| समय अपना अच्छा न हो तो कभी अपने भी बिक जाते है....
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Right Attitude for Love #SV8
×I want To Ask weneva i get chance to Engaged× NKT( to Future Bae )-Wats the Time ? BAE - I guess Its 1100 hrs ..! NKT - No honey , its Time to Make our Bond Stronger ...! Till My Last Breath !!!
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Myself #VT
About Me: LeT Me TRy ...... •Gorgeous!!! •Alluring!!! •Attractive!!! •Appealing!!! •Sweet!!! •Good-looking!!! •Charming!!! •Glamorous!!! •Beautiful!!! •Eye-catching!!! •Smart!!! •Striking!!! •Fascinating!!! •Beautiful!!! •Seductive!!! •Bubbly!!! •Sparkling!!! •Full of life!!! •Dazzling!!! •Shining!!! •Vivacious!!! •Energetic!!! •Head turner!!! •Seductive!!! •Humorous!!! •Smart!!! •Witty!!! •Funny!!! •Stunning!!! •Lovely!!! •Superb!!! •Exquisite!!! •Fabulous!!! •Excellent!!! •Fantastic!!! •Outstanding!!! •Exceptional!!! •Terrific!!! •Wonderful!!! •Glittering!!! •Tempting!!! •Persuasive!!! •Influential!!! •Credible!!! •Likeable!! !•Attention-grabbing!!! •Impressive!!! •Sparkling!!! •Remarkable!!! •Marvelous!!! •Prominent!!! •Pleasing!!! •Extraordinary!!! •Congenial!!! •Friendly!!! •Good-natured!!! •Great!!!•Amazing!!! •Tremendous!!! •Elegant!!! •Fashionable!!! •Well-groomed!!! •Stylish!!! •Chic!!! •Neat!!! •Graceful!!! •Pleasing to Eye!!! THaTs AlL 4 ToDaY..
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Phrases #xKSV
Almost all couples fight; the secret is to fight right. I’ve posted before about what NOT to say during a fight. Here are some phrases that will actually help. When the Big Man and I are arguing, I find that the single best technique to apply is HUMOR. If one of us can laugh and joke around, the crabby mood lifts instantly. But during an argument, it can be hard to see the funny side of things. Failing that, here are twenty-one phrases that help turn down the heat of anger: Please try to understand my point of view. Wait, can I take that back? You don’t have to solve this—it helps me just to talk to you. This is important to me. Please listen. I overreacted, I’m sorry. I see you’re in a tough position. I can see my part in this. I hadn’t thought of it that way before. I could be wrong. Let’s agree to disagree on that. This isn’t just your problem, it’s our problem. I’m feeling unappreciated. We’re getting off the subject. You’ve convinced me. Please keep talking to me. I realize it's not your fault. That came out all wrong. I see how I contributed to the problem. What are we really fighting about? How can I make things better? I’m sorry. I love you.
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Maa #VT
Zindagi Main Kuch Paya Or Kuch Koya Lakin Tuje Kona Nhi Chahtha Maa Zindagi Na Kabhi Hasaya Or Kabhi Rulaya Lakin Tuje Rulana Nhi Chahtha Maa Yaad Athi Hai Uhoht Tere Bachpan Ki Wo Lory Isi Liye Tere Ghod K Ilawa Kahin Or Sona Nhi Chahtha Maa Kithna Danta Tha Tune Bachpan Main Ab Q Nhi Dandthi Tu Muja Maa Kesa Zinda Reh Paonga Main Tere Baghair Kabhi Fursat Mile Muja Tu Ye Tho Batha Maa Kiya Hoon Main Tere Dil Main Ab Thak? Kabhi Tho Dhek Mere Dil Ko Cheer K Apne Aap Ko Maa Zindagi Tu Na Tho Meri Roshan Kar Di Lakin Khud Kiss Andhera Main Ko Gayi Tu Maa Kabhi Tho Kila Muja Apne Hath Ki Roti Aaj Kal Bhuk Bohoth Lagthi Hai Muja Maa Kahaan Ho Tum, A Kar Lagalo Gale Iss Bebas PRINCE Ko Na Jane Kis Kash Main Nikal Jaye Meri Saans Maa
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Learned #xKSV
I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night." Age 6 I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Age 7 I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9 I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up. Age 13 I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 14 I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15 I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24 I've learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures. Age 26 I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29 I've learned...that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 39 I've learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it. Age 41 I've learned that you can make someone's day by simply sending them a little card. Age 44 I've learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater his need to cast blame on others. Age 46 I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. Age 47 I've learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for hours. Age 49 I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. Age 50 I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. Age 52 I've learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a > medicine cabinet full of pills. Age 52 I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die. Age 53 I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. Age 58 I've learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, try to improve your marriage. Age 61 I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62 I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. you need to be able to throw something back. Age 64 I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. Age 65 I've learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66 I've learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72 I've learned that it pays to believe in miracles. And to tell the truth, I've seen several. Age 73 I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Age 82 I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch --- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 85 I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92
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Love is owl Bout #BAD
Bahut logo k man m hmesha se ek sawal hmesha hota h........ Wat actually LUV is............ Well guys i think i have sum answers for tis feeling love................ Bt pehle jo log kehte h ki love cnt b xplained unhe bta du mai...... har feeling ko xpress krne ka koi na koi way jarur hota h....... n aaj m gonna xplain it in mah words...... Luv...... jab aapka dil kisi k liye dhadakta ho.....thn its luv.......... jab aapki har aadat aapko kisi ki yaad dilati ho........ thn its luv...... jab koi aapse apke pyar k baare m puche aur aap sirf smile kr do..thn u r in luv..... jab aapke pyar ki har galti p aapko dukh ho aur unke har ache kaam p khusi.thn its luv...... jab koi aapko ignore krta hi jae.krta hi jae.par fir bhi aap use adore krna kam nhi karte....thn its luv.... jab aapke dil se nikali hui har baat unhi ko dedicate ho rhi ho...... thn its luv.......... Jab aap kisi ka apni life m aane ka wait saalo tk krne ko ready ho....... thn its trueeeeeeeeee luv......... jab aapko unki har kamyabi p jitna naaz hota h...utna hi gam agar unke failure par hota h.thn its luv....... jab aap unke liye apne aansu bahate h............thn its luv........... jab unke ek cal ya msg ka wait krte krte aap hafte guzar de...lekin fir bhi unse naraz na ho... thn its luv....... jab apni dairy likhte likhte aap unhe apne paas mehsoos krne lag jao....thn its luv...... jab bhut intezar k baad aaya hua unka ek forward bhi aapke chere ki smile ko 36" ki bna de.....thn its luv.......... jab aapka crush us ek hi shaksh par mahino chalta jae........ maan lena u r in luv............ jab har gana aapko unki ki duniya m le jae.........bs unki hi yaad dilae........thn its luv....... Luv is not jab aap kisi k bina jee nhi skte..... luv is jb aap unka intezar krte krte hi jeete ho........ Luv is not jab aapko kisi ki lukz se pyar ho jae...... luv is wen jab aapko unke dil se pyar ho jae......... Luv m aap kisi ki mistakes ko ignore nhi krte....blki unhe unki galti ka ehsaas krate h....par vo bhi pyar se............. Har kisi k liye luv ki definition alag hoti h........... Mere liye ye hai.....aur is se kahi jayada aur........ bt thn sb kuj likha to nhi ja skta na............ its js tht.......... Luv is everywhere... all u hve to do is to feel it fr the ryt person...
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Women #MC
man discovered 'COLOURS' and invented 'PAINT' women got inspired from paint and invented 'MAKEUP'. man discovered 'WORD' and invented 'CONVERSATION'. women got inspired from 'CONVERSATION' and invented 'GOSSIP'. man discovered 'AGRICULTURE' and invented FOOD. women got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET. man discovered 'FRIENDSHIP' and invented LOVE. women got inspired from LOVE and invented 'LOVE TRIANGLES'. man discovered 'TRADING' and invented 'MONEY'. women got 'MONEY' and started 'SHOPPING'. thats it! thereafter man has discovered and invented lot of things... WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING
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