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this too shall pass

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image i am in love with

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Boop! From The Wonderful World of Cats, illustrated by Leonard Shortall. 1961.

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It is so fucking special when kitty cats start curling up and rolling and being silly when you talk to them 🥹

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Lost in the Pages

Between Two Tomes

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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i know there's a lot of good music coming out, but have we ars a nation really recovered from how Actuually good Feels by Katy Perry Featuring Chappell Roan was WOw # song # music # sjojo siwia

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Louis Wain

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@boogleboot us when pern au

They haven't eaten for 5 whole minutes

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He’s on an adventure 🌧️🐱

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do you weep

often

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society if phantom of the opera was back on broadway

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“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor