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[thatzarabitch]

You're being serious though? 

It's summer, right?

Ugh, that’s the one.. And yeah he is.. Don’t bring it up to him though, okay?

[thatzarabitch]

I'm sure you're not referring to Ian Thomas. He's dating Daisy, right?

It's summer, right?

Oh, h-his name? Its um… Its Ian..

[thatzarabitch]

That one time he got me to cosplay w/ him.

[thatzarabitch]

Got a boy, huh? What's his name?

It's summer, right?

Okay, um.. So far this Summer I have gone to the beach, dealt with divorce, got an apartment, got a boy.. Er nevermind that last one. Its been an okay summer.

[thatzarabitch]

Please tell me about your life. Summer. Anything, really.

It's summer, right?

Oh, sorry. Um.. So what do you want to talk about.

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[thatzarabitch]

Henry, why are you acting strange. I was just messing with you.

It's summer, right?

No, no..i meant, you look better than before. Then again, i don’t mean you didn’t look good before. Just…it’s better seeing you here than the hospital? You look good all the time.

[thatzarabitch]

I'm not exactly in the mood to talk about it.

It's summer, right?

Oh, and why is it that you’ve decided that?

[thatzarabitch]

I had to get rid of all the nasty things in my stomach that I consumed one night at this party. Drugs, alcohol, you get the idea.

It's summer, right?

Pumped? Why? How does that work?

[thatzarabitch]

Don't be. My own decision really.

It's summer, right?

Oh, I’m sorry.

[thatzarabitch]

I had to get my stomach pumped. 

It's summer, right?

Why were you in the hospital?

[thatzarabitch]

Is that supposed to mean I don't look good? 

It's summer, right?

Hey… you’re out from the hospital. You’re looking…healthy.

[thatzarabitch]

Well, ever since I've been home I've felt no motivation to do that. 

It's summer, right?

I’m sorry, why don’t you leave your room and hang out with somebody, or go socialize, or anything?

[thatzarabitch]

It's summer, right?

Because so far I've managed to get hospitalized and spend more time in my bedroom than I ever have in my life. 

[thatzarabitch]

[thatzarabitch]

Of course it's okay! I'm going to have to show you the ropes around here. And let me tell you, my Brother and I throw the best parties. 

Don't mess with me

Your welcome, you’re my friend. i mean if thats okay with you calling you my friend. You seem fine.

[thatzarabitch]

Haven't you heard, I'm a part of the welcoming committee.

Enjoy your time here, cunt.

Good Evening.

You couldn’t be more amusing if you tried.