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I put a smell on you

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Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!

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Mona Lefebvre

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her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass:

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

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where the fuck are all my aphex twin heads on avril 14th

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May I request V2 as the autism creature?

Day 24

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watching sopranos with calculator. god i'm nervous. she's so pretty

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listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White

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hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don't care about that as much

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My dear bachelor, im afraid no tool of yours will help you now

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