(28, they/he/đź’€) yes i do the mining yes i do the crafting
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if i like an adventure map or a youtube series i fold it into my oc lore as an in-universe work of fiction and unfortunately sometimes i have a "wouldn't it be funny if" snowball moment so now it's canon to my lore that one of my minecraft ocs is a fan of parkour civilization (in their universe it's a popular shonen anime) and a recurring embarrassing secret of theirs is that they very clearly run a blog dedicated to selfshipping with the parkour villain bc i have a weird thing where i like making my ocs selfshippers
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ill admit that i used nazokake as my example because the lyrics would be literally perfect if my "zombie coerced or blackmailed serapter into killing mysty" theory is true
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does whitepine remind anyone else of hinata haruhana's music or am i Guy Who's Only Ever Seen Boss Baby-ing again
like this song is so ivory vibes 2 me:
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i think my Whitepine theories are too meta.
like my theory that Clown is a red herring is based on the fact that everyone expects it to be him. of course people will think the recurring villain of scripted Minecraft content killed someone, that’s his thing. and i think that’s what Ivory-the-writer wants us to expect
in fact, i think that, if she’s planning to go the route of “bodies start piling up as the Hemlockes’ skeletons grow too numerous for the closet to contain”, Clownpierce won’t be the killer.
he’ll be the next to die.
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also im in the "ivory's other videos are connected to whitepine in that they inform its themes and foreshadowed its creation but i do not think they are literally connected in the sense that whitepine is part of their timeline" camp. i feel like that stance matches up the most with what she said in her announcement video.
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my halloween costume is Guy On His Couch Rewatching Whitepine Trying To Figure Out Who Done It
#im a Serapter Done It (But Was Forced To And Didn't Actually Want To) truther#my evidence is “would that be fucked up or what”
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Easter tomorrow post marshmallow creeps

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I CHOKED ON MY DRINK
NEW MINECRAFT BIOME LETS GOOOOOOOOO CHERRY BLOSSOM BIOME BABY

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levitated would be such a fun modpack if it wasn't so heavily dependent on botania. like i love the concept of survival where the only accessible dimension is the end but i can't wrap my brain around botania.
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sorry i put your girlfriend in a minecraft brewing stand and turned her into 3 large potions which i hid in 3 different dimensions. are you mad at me
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do you ever just wanna...make a piece of content that you know for a fact would be literally nothing to anybody but you
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Tired of the antisemitic caricatures in Minecraft?
It's well known the villagers, illagers, and witches in Minecraft are stuck with an incredibly antisemitic design that despite hope, will probably never be changed. I've looked for a resource pack that only changed those elements (keeping the base game look), and was non-optifine friendly, but found none, so I made my own.
So I introduce Antisemitism Begone!
(Version 1.19 but should work for all versions that include the redesigned villagers) It's far from a perfect solution, but it satisfies my main personal annoyances (I am Jewish myself), and I'm certainly open to any improvements that can be made.
Unfortunately, there's many things I wish I could change but am unsure how (such as re-naming the golems to constructs, or changing how the Ominous Banner looks), but my knowledge only goes so far, and I'm pretty clueless when it comes to these things. So for now it's only visual elements that are changed. If I figure out how to do these things in the future I will certainly update it.
(Edit as of 10/9/22) I have figured out how to change the name from Golems to Constructs. Currently supported languages are English (US/UK), Spanish (Spain/Mexico) and German.
Below the Read More are Images of changes (ID in alt text) and a list of changes made.
Villagers:
- monobrow removed + eye color changed to a less neon green - nose removed - mouth shortened + fixed texturing to fit
Iron Golem
- nose removed - monobrow removed + eyes changed to match that of the Villagers + flowers changed to red to match the poppies they drop Update 1: +/- Renamed to Iron Construct
Snow Golem
Update 1: +/- Renamed to Snow Construct
Wandering Trader:
- removed monobrow - nose removed + eye color changed to match + fixed texturing to fit
Zombie Villager
- monobrow removed (eyebrows now angry) - nose removed + eye color changed to a slightly darker red + mouth shortened + fixed texturing to fit
Witch
- removed monobrow (eyebrows now angry) - removed nose and wart + fixed texturing to fit + Eyes darkened in color
Illagers (Grouped)
- removed nose (except for Ravager mob) + mouth turned into a frown + eyes changed to match the witches
nose removed monobrow removed eyes changed to same green as Villager's flowers changed to red to match the poppies they drop
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how to play an old minecraft version
launch game
"god damn it this is one of the ones that needs skinfix"
close game
download forge and lumy skin patch
try to launch game
game doesn't launch
google error message
change java version
game doesn't launch
google new error message
download different java version
launch game
"oh great i have black signs again"
close game
update graphics card drivers
launch game
"still black signs"
google "minecraft black signs"
find out the graphics card update was supposed to fix it
restart computer
launch game
graphics glitches still present
attempt to play map anyway
get an item in your hand for the first time
screen goes solid black
give up and go play disco elysium
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everyone who's ever tried to download a minecraft map from an adfly link is now immune to any "pwease turn off your adblock 🥺" guilt trips
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Since im not into minecraft anymore im just gotta post these unfinished minecraft Steve x Alex art from a while ago 🤞 i miss drawing something like these
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would just like to note that i did not make this deliberately. those pressure plates are to put in the letters of the code, which is "perfect to speak", but the particular tick situation with this setup means that standing on a specific letter's pressure plate will put that letter in twice at least. i happened to notice what it said while i was looking for the "r" plate and i was like "haha pee"
replayed cipher for the fifth or sixth time today
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replayed cipher for the fifth or sixth time today
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