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Tommy: Sir, I think we should stop letting Peter mentor Eric.
Doc: Why?
*from the other room*
Peter: ALRIGHT SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST!
Eric: FUCK THE BAND, I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!
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ThayerSlayer: A Journey
Hi everyone! I’m moving from this side blog to having a main blog. It’s still under the @thayerslayer name, so come give me a follow if you enjoy my content (If we can call it that)! I’ll be more easily able to chat, post more frequently, and actually get notifications. I haven’t decided if I’m keeping @thayerslayersideblog up and running, if I’m going to delete it, or if I’m going to change it entirely. Hopefully, you guys still love me regardless, haha!
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Eric: Can’t we go to a haunted house this year?
Tommy: What’s wrong with the hotel we’re staying in?
Eric: WHAT???
Tommy: *rolls over* Good night Eric.
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Eric Singer#The Catman#Tommy Thayer#the spaceman
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Vinnie: I hate being touched.
Vinnie: The last time I touched another person was in 1978. In hand-to-hand combat.
Paul: Eric is literally hugging you right now.
Vinnie: This means nothing.
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Vinnie Vincent#The Ankh Warrior#eric carr#The Fox#Paul Stanley#The Starchild
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Peter, cuddling a kitten: I love cats so much! They make me so soft an-
Ace, from a distance: Meow
Peter:
Ace: Cuddle me
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Peter Criss#The Catman#Ace Frehley#SpaceCat
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do you ever love a band so much you just want to hit every member in the face with a shovel
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I want you guys to know how hard I laugh every time I open YouTube. (For reference, I use YouTube as a supplement for real television). I couldn't get a good shot of it on my TV, but please know everytime I open YouTube all I see is this:

I've started calling Tommy "Mr. Colgate". It's been several days without fail that I see this. Someone help me.
#Colgate#I love Tommy#but damn#I don't even listen to a lot of BnB#It's only on occasion#tommy thayer#jamie st james#black n blue#kiss band#kiss#kiss army#kiss meme#the spaceman#someone help#Tommy Thayer
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Hope you guys are ready for KISSgiving quotes and shit. November is gonna be a fun month! (And there might be a sneak peek at KISSmas coming up!)
#kiss band#kiss#kiss army#kiss meme#incorrect kiss quotes#not a quote#gene simmons#paul stanley#eric carr#ace frehley#eric singer#bruce kulick#peter criss#vinnie vincent#mark st john#tommy thayer#the demon#the spaceman#the starchild#the catman#the ankh warrior#merry kissmas#KISSgiving#Thanksgiving With KISS
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Paul: We all have our demons.
Paul: *puts his hand on Gene’s shoulder*
Paul: This one’s mine.
#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#Paul Stanley#Gene Simmons#the demon#The Starchild#incorrect kiss quotes
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Peter: When you’ve worked in music as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Paul: *walks by* Green is so not your color.
Peter: Green brINGS OUT MY EYES, YA BASTARD!
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Peter Criss#Paul Stanley#the catman#The Starchild#the real reason Peter left#This probably happened
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Paul: Dammit, Gene!
Gene: What?! It wasn’t me!
Paul: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Peter!
Peter: Not me either.
Paul: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Ace: *whistles*
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Paul Stanley#Gene Simmons#Peter Criss#Ace Frehley#the demon#the spaceman#the catman#The Starchild
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Eric S: Gene was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Gene: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Eric S: Gene, you ate a chair.
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Eric Singer#The Catman#Gene Simmons#the demon
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Paul: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Gene: Stop romanticizing the past.
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Paul Stanley#The Starchild#Gene Simmons#the demon
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Vinnie: *comes to the studio after scamming a fan and Gene is waiting for him*
Vinnie: Am I in trouble?
Gene: Have a guess.
Vinnie: No?
Gene: Have another guess.
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Vinnie Vincent#Gene Simmons#the demon#The Ankh Warrior#based on true events
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Vinnie: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Eric C: What??
Vinnie: Is there a point system, or is it just to the death?
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Eric Carr#The Fox#Vinnie Vincent#The Ankh Warrior
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Eric S: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it’s essentially immortal and you’ve cursed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.
Tommy: Eric, stop texting me at three in the morning.
#KISS#KISS Band#KISS Army#KISS meme#incorrect kiss quotes#Eric Singer#The Catman#Tommy Thayer#The Spaceman
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Bruce: Sorry, I got anxious.
Bruce: I needed validation.
Eric: I’ll validate the heck out of you!
Eric: Get you a lil membership card.
Eric: For being my guy.
Eric: Stamp, Stamp.
Bruce: How are you so cute? I’m crying.
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