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OH MY GOD I literally worked with a woman named "Latrina". The best part was she was a janitor and literally cleaned toilets so I thought this was the funniest thing in the world. I would sometimes forgot her name and would think of different names for a toilet and then I would remember!!
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
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Ink drawing of a cat skull with a geometric twist.
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Me, getting murdered: be gentle it’s my first time
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person: steps on the back of my shoe
me, for a whole week:

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