the-actual-real-android

[the-actual-real-android]

12 notes and I come out to my wife as gay

[the-actual-real-android]

the progression of the letters U -> V -> W feels like a pokemon evolution line

[the-actual-real-android]

[the-actual-real-android]

I heard you got a 25 page poem? 🤨🤨

25 pages of poems*

there's like 17 or 18 on there

these are the poems

(tw: homophobia, suicide, self harm...

longing for my ex, prolly cringy writing)

[the-actual-real-android]

[the-actual-real-android]

happy pride month xox <3

[the-actual-real-android]

Ykw fuck it notes game

10 notes and I’ll drink a cup of water (repeatable every 50)

25 notes and I’ll make her a playlist

50 notes and I’ll ask her out on a minecraft date

75 notes and I’ll learn a new hobby

100 notes and I’ll start applying for scholarships

150 notes and I’ll face reveal

200 notes and I’ll change my police gimmick blog to the funniest suggestion

250 notes and I’ll change my painting signature from my deadname

300 notes and I’ll draw the oc of the first note

500 notes and I’ll come out (again) to my mom

750 notes and I’ll ask to start therapy again

1000 notes and I’ll fix my sleep schedule

And I’m not tagging anyone out of fear for my notifs

[the-actual-real-android]

something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

[the-actual-real-android]

something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

[the-actual-real-android]

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

[the-actual-real-android]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[the-actual-real-android]

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

[the-actual-real-android]

found this on reddit you know what i have to do

[the-actual-real-android]

im going places

[the-actual-real-android]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[the-actual-real-android]

happy december!

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[the-actual-real-android]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard