the-apple-offical
the-apple-offical
local apple from eden
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don't eat me, I like living
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the-apple-offical · 1 day ago
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NOTE GAME
i gave in and am doing one :3
in progress completed
100- I link my youtube channel
150- I post one of my drafts that I really think should stay a draft
175- I write and post the next chapter of my fanfic i've been neglcting
200- i drink water more regularly for a week
250- I tell a story about how I got a scar under my eye
275- I draw a request in my inbox
300- I draw Mao Mao from tad
400- I draw a kpdh character
500- I eat three meals a day for once
1k- I work out 2 times a week
5k- I *shudders* draw hands
10k- I expose one of my other 8 offical blogs (good luck reaching this)
not ating anyone other then @royal-cupidity bc they like the fanfic i'm talking about and probably want me to write the next chapter
that and I don't want people to find this
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the-apple-offical · 2 days ago
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one day my time will come
HOW TF DID I MISS THIS????
@satan-offical TYSM TY TY TY TY TY TY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the-apple-offical · 2 days ago
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why would a bug try to eat u T-T
because my innards are very juicy and sweet and the bugs cannot handle my sweetness so they wish to rid me from the world forever
:3
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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by mischief I mean having some lunch and watching The Amazing World of Gumball
and I just killed a mosquito bc it was trying to eat me
I feel lonely and would like affection/attention from you, as you are a friend, but i don't know how to ask for it. So i am here. To say hi.
why hello there
I would pat you on the head but I have no arms
but you may hug me and share with me the blanket you gave me :)
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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some good 'ol fashioned mischief >:3
I feel lonely and would like affection/attention from you, as you are a friend, but i don't know how to ask for it. So i am here. To say hi.
why hello there
I would pat you on the head but I have no arms
but you may hug me and share with me the blanket you gave me :)
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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:D
hooray!
I feel lonely and would like affection/attention from you, as you are a friend, but i don't know how to ask for it. So i am here. To say hi.
why hello there
I would pat you on the head but I have no arms
but you may hug me and share with me the blanket you gave me :)
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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:o
sounds cool, I'm in
I feel lonely and would like affection/attention from you, as you are a friend, but i don't know how to ask for it. So i am here. To say hi.
why hello there
I would pat you on the head but I have no arms
but you may hug me and share with me the blanket you gave me :)
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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I feel lonely and would like affection/attention from you, as you are a friend, but i don't know how to ask for it. So i am here. To say hi.
why hello there
I would pat you on the head but I have no arms
but you may hug me and share with me the blanket you gave me :)
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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uhhhhhh
I guess I have to make goals now...
fine
500 notes and I'll drink a reasonable amount of water every day
1000 notes and I'll stop listening to my ED and letting it dictate my diet
2000 notes and I'll stop self-harming
...I'll make more goals if we get past 2000 notes but I doubt we'll get there sooo
now now you may be asking
why, oh why, mr. apple, have you never done a post saying. you'll do stuff after you get a certain amount of notes?
and here's my answer:
because I know the officalverse is going to rain hell upon such a post and I don't want to have even the slightest chance of them being able to force me to take care of myself
:3
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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AUGH
now now you may be asking
why, oh why, mr. apple, have you never done a post saying. you'll do stuff after you get a certain amount of notes?
and here's my answer:
because I know the officalverse is going to rain hell upon such a post and I don't want to have even the slightest chance of them being able to force me to take care of myself
:3
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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now now you may be asking
why, oh why, mr. apple, have you never done a post saying. you'll do stuff after you get a certain amount of notes?
and here's my answer:
because I know the officalverse is going to rain hell upon such a post and I don't want to have even the slightest chance of them being able to force me to take care of myself
:3
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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Anyone who interacts with this is gay (positive)
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the-apple-offical · 3 days ago
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satan, if I may
your pfp slaps
PLEASE get a better profile picture 😭 i dont mean this in a homophobic way it js looks so bad Satan cmon u can do better man
DISGRACE. UTTER DISGRACE. I HAD THIS PFP SINCE I REACHED 1000 FOLLOWERS DISGUSTING LITTLE MAN
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the-apple-offical · 4 days ago
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note game
50 notes: I say something cringy ✅️
100 notes: I reveal my age ✅️
150 notes: i actually keep a consistent workout schedule
200 notes: i try and drink more water
250 notes: ill open up to my therapist more
300 notes: i try and eat more
350 notes: i drop my other socials
400 notes: i will attempt to get a gf
450: i take better care of hygiene
700 notes: I walk down to the lake and jump off the bridge
1500 notes: i will ask my mom for a binder
@shoves-teeth-back-in-place @coquette-corpsie
@phantom-scares
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the-apple-offical · 4 days ago
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they do indeed
opinion on apples ?
they got those in minecraft. i know this. ive seen them.
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the-apple-offical · 4 days ago
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boo
opinion on apples ?
they got those in minecraft. i know this. ive seen them.
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the-apple-offical · 4 days ago
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i dont know. people are doing this. i shall also.
throws boots at all of you
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