the-average-procrastinator
the-average-procrastinator
The Average Procrastinator
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Christian  † | adult | sarcastic | dog lover | uses humble blog to shout into the void |  Holder of the Correct Opinions
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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
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You will pry lol as punctuation from my cold dead hands
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they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy
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*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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A series, from my fiancé :/
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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And here comes Gemma with the steel chair!
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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I'm cringe but unfortunately not free
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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"came back wrong" but it's from work
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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give it up for bread with soup
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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Sayonara, Joann Fabric Store.
You weren't that good. You also kept making bad business decisions. But you were a place to physically get sewing supplies and hobby supplies. And that will be missed. I think a huge gap will be left come May, when the last stores close.
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the-average-procrastinator · 2 months ago
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Still in a rage since I did my taxes and I have to pay AGAIN and even MORE than last year
I do not condone arson, I do not condone arson....
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the-average-procrastinator · 3 months ago
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the-average-procrastinator · 3 months ago
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Tip: Don’t get mono
Bigger Tip: If you get mono, don’t let your body flip out and decide to affect your liver, spleen, and red blood cells
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the-average-procrastinator · 4 months ago
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mrsmckennabarry
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the-average-procrastinator · 4 months ago
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Dinosaur Tapestry Bag by FrankiePrintCo
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