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Every time i remember - “LPS- popular” I fell like I’ve been shot true the head

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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guess my favorite rene descartes quote

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

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today i bring whatever this is. tomorrow? who knows.

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love how the moment ao3 goes down we all start acting like housewives waiting for their husbands to come back from war

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I love how every time ao3 is down I have to come to tumblr to check if it’s down for everyone or share that it’s down to everyone.

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Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

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“i want you to know, i will love you as long as i breathe.”

dune part ii / ojibwa / waiting for this story to end before i begin another, jan heller lev