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Me when tumblr decides to randomly start putting a bunch of porn bots on my for you page:

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GANSEY is a vape baby, ADAM snorts crack, BLUE smokes weed (but she calls it medicinal herbs and never gets too high), RONAN swallows mystery pills his enemy dreamt and also the occasional cigarette he stole from Adam/Declan.

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blue and noah’s kiss is actually so tragic, because it doesn’t matter and it doesn’t change anything. they both want to escape their fate, but in the end he’s still dead and she’s still cursed. it has no impact on the romantic plots because noah is not alive and will never be an option for blue, even if he wanted to be. by the end of the books, the kiss is forgotten, just like noah was.

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“i never see you at the club.” okay? well i never see you in henrietta, searching for the remains of welsh king, owain glyndŵr, but you don’t hear me complaining, right?

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Fave thing about The Dream Thieves is when kavinsky said "I'm going to kill myself in front of them all to forever change their bond and the trajectory of their lives" and then did and they it just didn't. They're bonds and trajectories were unchanged. Never met a group of less bothered people.

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“describe the raven cycle in one sentence”

ok:

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Oh so when Ella Ashmore finds out her God(s) are false and gets power from a new more Eldrich one to defeat her enemies it's a good thing and she's seen as a hero. But when I, Grace Chasity-

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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I used AI art generator once and that impacted the sea levels so much that the waves became imeddietly bigger (this all happened on the sea side form some reason) and I was hit with a plastic bag in the center of a wave so hard it broke my leg.

When I went to tell people about this (still with the broken shin mind you) they weren’t interested till another wave hit so hard we had to all grab and hold on to each other while it slammed down and picked back up.

We saw a kid at the sea side and started trying to get to him but the waves were so hard I guess he drowned because between one and the next gigantic wave we saw all the pantheon of Greek gods pulling him out - he now had a fish tail and like in a painting they pulled him twords heaven.

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wow wasn't that fucked up? anyways, I'm Jeff Blim

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happy Thursday the 20th

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Happy Holidays! Don't forget to grab a knife :)

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not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

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