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[the-bastards-kid]

I think you should do it! He looks so lonely in there, he needs a friend (or a hundred).

Science experiment: What do we think would happen if I put a bunch of wasps in the box? Do you think Teddy Bear would enjoy the company?

[the-bastards-kid]

Play nice with your Teddy [the most sarcasm she can muster ever]

- @wills-with-a-snake

Oh don’t you worry dear cousin~. I treat my toys very well. >:}

[the-bastards-kid]

[Tess gives another giggle at Ted’s horror.]

Tell me Teddy. Where do you think you are? Why do you think you got here, hm?

Well, lookit what we have here~. New toys in the family toybox, hm? How is it in there Teddy Bear? - @the-bastards-kid

[Ted's face falls]

Oh, God, no-

No, not more of you-

[the-bastards-kid]

Oh, I promise you I am! I like being nice to my toys. And any toys my dad has he lets me play with.

[She smirks and pats his cheek once with her hand.]

Such funny expressions! This is why I like humans.

Well, lookit what we have here~. New toys in the family toybox, hm? How is it in there Teddy Bear? - @the-bastards-kid

[Ted's face falls]

Oh, God, no-

No, not more of you-

[the-bastards-kid]

[Tess giggles, and walks closer to him. She’s tall, and each step she makes is accompanied by a soft click of her hooves.]

Aww, what’s wrong Teddy? I thought you’d feel lonely in here. Thought you could use a friendly face!

[She gives a grin that is full of malice.]

Well, lookit what we have here~. New toys in the family toybox, hm? How is it in there Teddy Bear? - @the-bastards-kid

[Ted's face falls]

Oh, God, no-

No, not more of you-

[the-bastards-kid]

No, silly human, Uncle Nibbly has claim on the Monroe bitch. I can’t mess with her or he’ll get hangry.

[She laughs again.]

Oh you wish I was just a demon. Maybe then you could exorcise me.

[The faint ticking of a clock can be heard.]

God, I have a killer migraine. I think it’s because I keep having nightmares about that damned goat.

[the-bastards-kid]

There we go, that’s where the fight went! Now we can have some fun!

[She circles around him, her cloven hooves making clopping sounds on the ground.]

And fortunately for you, my uncles and cousins have very little interest in you. No no, my dad staked his claim on you a while ago. I’m going to be honest, I don’t get the appeal, but I’m bored. What’s the phrase you humans use? “Beggars can’t be choosers?”

God, I have a killer migraine. I think it’s because I keep having nightmares about that damned goat.

[the-bastards-kid]

[She giggles manically.]

Oh, Teddy Bear, the madness runs in the family!

I love having nepotism rights over my father’s toys 🫶

God, I have a killer migraine. I think it’s because I keep having nightmares about that damned goat.

[the-bastards-kid]

Oh that’s such a shame. I thought you’d be more entertaining than this

God, I have a killer migraine. I think it’s because I keep having nightmares about that damned goat.

[the-bastards-kid]

[She gets a bit grin.] I can help! I love building shit! I can make some badass ones for you.

Oooh, different timeline versions? How fun! Hiya :3 The name’s Tess! - @the-bastards-kid

(open for any of the lords)

Different timelines can be fun... nice to meet ya Tess

[Tinky is resting now, one of his arms and eyes is missing, one of his horns has been broken in half, his injuries wrapped in bandages]

[the-bastards-kid]

(PS this isn't on Ruth's account anymore, Maya stole some kid's phone for me)

LMAO nice! Give Maya scritches for me, she’s my favorite little creature 🫶

[the-bastards-kid]

Sorry to hear about Tinky. I know it's a different timeline but it must still be hard, right? Send him my love xx -Willa

It’s so weird, Wills. I’ve never seen any version of my dad look so…weak. It’s offputting. And this one may not be my dad, but it still sucks ass seeing someone I care about hurting 3:

I don’t know if he realizes that I’m his kid? From another timeline but still.

[the-bastards-kid]

Prosthetics would be cool! Would you build them yourself? My version of you likes to build things. He taught me a lot in that realm if skills :3

Oooh, different timeline versions? How fun! Hiya :3 The name’s Tess! - @the-bastards-kid

(open for any of the lords)

Different timelines can be fun... nice to meet ya Tess

[Tinky is resting now, one of his arms and eyes is missing, one of his horns has been broken in half, his injuries wrapped in bandages]

[the-bastards-kid]

[She sits down beside him.]

And I’m guessing not an asshole in the funny way….

I’m sorry that happened. It’s…it’s a little weird of me to see a version of you so damaged.

Oooh, different timeline versions? How fun! Hiya :3 The name’s Tess! - @the-bastards-kid

(open for any of the lords)

Different timelines can be fun... nice to meet ya Tess

[Tinky is resting now, one of his arms and eyes is missing, one of his horns has been broken in half, his injuries wrapped in bandages]

[the-bastards-kid]

[Tess frowns once she sees how rough of shape this version of Tinky is in. She approaches him a little slowly. Like she’d break him more if she moved to quickly or suddenly. It’s throwing her off to see a version of her father seem so weak. Something like pity floods her chest.]

Wow…something did a number on you….What happened to you?

Oooh, different timeline versions? How fun! Hiya :3 The name’s Tess! - @the-bastards-kid

(open for any of the lords)

Different timelines can be fun... nice to meet ya Tess

[Tinky is resting now, one of his arms and eyes is missing, one of his horns has been broken in half, his injuries wrapped in bandages]

[the-bastards-kid]

Hey girlie, it’s Willa!! I don’t have tumblr I’m using Ruth’s but I thought I’d stop by

OMG HI BITCH!!

Thank ya for checking out my tumblr cousinnnnn ily 🫶🫶🫶

I’m so excited to see what kind of people stop by to keep me entertained >:3