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LMFAO

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Objective: Survive Killer Mike's Curses [0/10]

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this specific meme has been wedged in my brain for over a decade now. i'm going to be randomly chuckling to myself about it in the retirement home

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Nothing hit me like a squelching sound when I touched the foam

WAIT PLEASE CHECK HERE FOR OUR 4K CELEBRATION

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I have had two sword fights. Both were wonderful.

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I’ll make more of these but please be respectful and know it’s not good manners to ask a stranger on the internet their medical history.

Also I reached 2k so please check out that post to help choose the event we should have. ALSO I CAN ACTUALLY DRAW PLEASE GO CHECK MY OTHER WORK 😭

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(Check back on my page for more parts soon :3)

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...what

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Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

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did you guys know my cat's name is Elemental Hero Neos

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unbearably cute magazine cover photo omg 😭

also i swear that 10+ years ago this basically would never be on the cover of a ‘regular’ magazine, only focused wildlife or even specifically bug- or invertebrate-themed magazines that selected for ‘creepy’ images most ppl wouldn’t like. rather than a social-regional human interest magazine selecting, out of a whole inside-magazine gallery of nature photos including charismatic megafauna, a bug photo clearly framed as and considered cute….i feel as though bug perceptions around me have really changed a lot and i wish i knew how to search for better evidence about whether this is a real change or not. idk. is it just me?

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this should have been me

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I love this.

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.