the-best-riddler

[the-best-riddler]

Mazel tov Ozzie!

I think you’re becoming a grandfather.

WHAT

[the-best-riddler]

Darling, you’re the most dangerous person in Gotham, you’re gonna be hot whether you like it or not, especially to me~

Got TikTok

First thing I see is a thirst edit of myself.

…I feel disgusted

[the-best-riddler]

*Edward gives him a cheeky grin*

Aww aren’t you sweet~

Got TikTok

First thing I see is a thirst edit of myself.

…I feel disgusted

[the-best-riddler]

Oh, you know I already have a file full of them~

Got TikTok

First thing I see is a thirst edit of myself.

…I feel disgusted

[the-best-riddler]

Heheh, yes I’ve seen a few of them~

Got TikTok

First thing I see is a thirst edit of myself.

…I feel disgusted

[the-best-riddler]

Its pride month! Guess what that means?

We get to be gay and do crimes!!!

Ooc: hello hello

Indeed my jester queen!

*Edward adjusts his gay and trans pins on his lab coat*

What do you have in mind?

[the-best-riddler]

Ooc: feel free to send asks or RP!

[the-best-riddler]

*Edward raises an eyebrow, clearly intrigued, he slowly lowers his revolver*

How intriguing… what have I exactly done to deserve such an honor of an invitation?

...🪶

*Edward picks up the owl feather* 

Hmmmmm…odd…

[the-best-riddler]

*Edward looks at her with a raised eyebrow, holding his revolver in hand*

Court of owls? As in the court of owls that parents tell bedtime stories to their children about?

*Edward, thanks for a moment. It’s not totally out of the realm of possibility with the amount of crazy shit he’s seen in this city. he looks back at her with a smirk pointing his revolver at her*

Now I apologize if this is rude, but you can’t be surprised if I doubt your claims of the court of owls, being real and them inviting me to join, can you..?

...🪶

*Edward picks up the owl feather* 

Hmmmmm…odd…

[the-best-riddler]

*Edward stiffens, looking around as he reaches for his favored revolver*

Who said that..? I’m warning you ahead of time, that just like nearly every other Gotham resident, I am armed.

...🪶

*Edward picks up the owl feather* 

Hmmmmm…odd…

[the-best-riddler]

...🪶

*Edward picks up the owl feather* 

Hmmmmm…odd…

[the-best-riddler]

…I’m going to leave before I am seriously tempted to smack a child.

Hello! So your Lawton’s and the homeless Australian’s kid? All the way from the future…. fascinating.

@the-best-riddler

Oh Hello! yeah i guess that's me- HEY my dad is not homeless!

Wait, who're you? how did you find me?!

*Aims a gun towards him*

[the-best-riddler]

*Edwards eye twitches more*

Little shit…

*He mutters under his breath before clearing his throat*

Well, perhaps at some point, I finally defeated the bat and retired.

Hello! So your Lawton’s and the homeless Australian’s kid? All the way from the future…. fascinating.

@the-best-riddler

Oh Hello! yeah i guess that's me- HEY my dad is not homeless!

Wait, who're you? how did you find me?!

*Aims a gun towards him*

[the-best-riddler]

How are you and your mans doing?

Wonderful! How about you and Ivy?

[the-best-riddler]

*Edward’s eye slightly twitches when he says his legacy isn’t that great, but he keeps himself composed*

Oh, more like acquaintances. My friend Harley is friendly with them so I’m cordial.

Hello! So your Lawton’s and the homeless Australian’s kid? All the way from the future…. fascinating.

@the-best-riddler

Oh Hello! yeah i guess that's me- HEY my dad is not homeless!

Wait, who're you? how did you find me?!

*Aims a gun towards him*

[the-best-riddler]

Easy gunslinger. I apologize for my rudeness though…

*Edward gives the kid a small courtesy bow*

I am the Riddler child. Perhaps you’ve heard of me in the future? As for how I found you, well nothing happens in the city without me, knowing about it.

Hello! So your Lawton’s and the homeless Australian’s kid? All the way from the future…. fascinating.

@the-best-riddler

Oh Hello! yeah i guess that's me- HEY my dad is not homeless!

Wait, who're you? how did you find me?!

*Aims a gun towards him*

[the-best-riddler]

(Ooc: pretty good! You?)

Thank you, Harley.

You finally confess yet?

(Ooc: sorry I didn’t answer 😭)

*Edward chuckles, running a hand through his hair*

I…I finally did it! And Oswald reciprocated!