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got the extension that puts the game theory thumbnail on every video and got this gem
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Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.
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much to be said indeed
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STOP THERRRE AND LEMME CORRECT IT, I WANNA LIVE A LIFE FROM A NEW PERSPECTIVE...YOU COME ALONGG BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR FACEEE, AND I'LL ADMIRE YOUR EXPENSIVE TASTE...AND WHO CARESSS DIVINE INTERVENTION, I WANNA BE PRAISED FROM A NEW PERSPECTIVE...BUT MAYBE NOW WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA....SO CATCH ME UP ON GETTIN' OUTTA HERE!!!
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i'll stan lisa braedan if no one else will. the thing about the chintz wife is she is building a life, keeping a house, feeding her man and it's still not enough. however much she has there is always something more the homewrecker can give the husband that's not even in the same realm as what she and him have. and conversely . . . . what the chintz wife has the homewrecker craves. he and the husband can never get up off the floor.
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i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you
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next year will be half a decade since the confession btw
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the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.
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04/14/2024
‼️needed TODAY‼️
Hey yall, my partner needs their medication, without it they're susceptible to seizures, nausea bouts of chronic pain that leave them unable to function
I recently got employed as of last week (yay) but they pay bi weekly so I'm not getting anything until the 23rd, hopefully I won't have to keep doing this for much longer but they can't go another week with no relief, anything helps!!
$150 needed
CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen
VM: wildwotko
DM 4 PP
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