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This has probably been done before

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friend said they didnt know one of my OCs was trans and i was stunlocked for a moment because i realised i'd never technically mentioned it. because i forgot cis women existed. help me.

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thank you for this gem, pinterest

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MIKU IS BIRTHDAY

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im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

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It's okay, I'm here for my little war machine.

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white fantasy authors: okay so white people are from normalsberg and all nonwhite people are from the mysterious mystical kingdom of mystery world where the sands are mystical and weird. and also theyre ugly ass orcs

fantasy readers: this is fucking awesome. this rocks. youre so good at this man

nonwhite fantasy authors: so the knight is a black woman, and there are no orcs,

fantasy readers: okay what the fuck. can we stop bringing contemporary politics into everything. ugh. this sucks. i dont like this

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Date idea 💡 💕

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for the record gummy bears are like a D tier ice cream topping. not because gummy bears are inherently bad but the synergy with the ice cream just makes it an overall unlikable experience. getting them cold just makes them harder to chew. maybe if it was like the freshest gummies, but 9 times out of 10 you get gummy bears on icecream at like coldstone youre just regretting your decisions

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the peak of female sexuality is probably a ditzy airheaded doggirl whos taller than you andbhas huge boobs and always trips and falls and lands on top of you and also wants to touch you inappropriately i mean um. Prolly a girl. Prolly thats the peak probably

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Cis dudes hearing "you're like a brother to me": I'm never gonna get laid.

Trans girls hearing "you're like a sister to me": I'm gonna get so laid!!!

Cis dudes hearing "you're like a sister to me": I'm gonna get so force feminized.

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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

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Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

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youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.

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Very true.

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Girls kissing

hey quick question btw. what the fuck is going on