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POV: you are Jurgen Leitner and an angry goth wants to murder you

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Can I have a cigarette?

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in my ideal version of somewhere else jon and martin are married and in therapy and have a cat and never have to work again because the lukases exist as a boring normal rich family in the new reality and peter’s bank account information is similar enough to their old reality that martin can still get in and just take money whenever he wants to

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ceaseless slug, turn your gaze upon this wretched gay couple

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I will kill for Martin's happiness

Martin will also kill for Martin's happiness

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I recently have been playing around with paper texture files in Procreate, and it got me thinking about some TMA fanart I did about two years ago when I didn’t know I could download textures and brushes. I never liked my attempt to add an aged paper texture to them, so I thought I might give it another go:

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gertrude rolling in her grave rn at jon insulting her archiving system

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his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me

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🎶 If you want to view Paradise, simply look around and view it 🎶

Original painting by JC Leyendecker, which come on. It’s Elias.

Plus a Green Version

Rainbow Print Green Print

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[text ID: a sketch of a pale hand (Gerry Keay's) holding a lit zippo lighter. The lighter is inscribed with the text "This Machine Burns Leitners." The nails are painted black and each joint is tattooed with a stylized eye. /end ID]

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I love the fear-summoning rituals in the Magnus Archives. When you first hear about them you sort of assume they’re these ancient, intricate rites that have to be carried out in a very specific way, but as the show goes on you realize that no one knows what they’re doing, and avatars are all just trying to do something Fucked Up enough to rip a hole in reality.

Like, the Flesh really went, “What if we threw a whole bunch of meat in a hole? Just way too much meat. Do you think that would work?”

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i feel bad for all the people going into tma with spoilers. getting 100% blindsided by elias bashing old man creepypasta’s head in with a pipe is essential to the listening experience

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Jon, doing something illegal with the police woman: I am not doing anything illegal with the police woman

Tim: oH you’re having sex!

Jon: wait no I’m doing something illegal TIM WAIT IM NOT HAVING SEX IM BREAKING THE LAW!!! TIM!!!!!!