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I would never chase a man, but if he's written by Kerri Meniscalco, I might jog a little.

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Asra

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EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO WTNV I JUST GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE

WHAT WAS IN THE M I R R O R

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Keeping up the vibes, Asmodeus in the strawberry dress!! 🍓

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First drawing of 2021? catboy Satan in a maid dress

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happy news years!! stay safe and hold the most sparklers to remain superior

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main 7 with an mc who has no balance whatsoever, always falling, ending up with bruises and they don’t even know where they’re from

The brothers with a clumsy MC

Decided to put those together, because they're similar

Gender neutral MC

Warnings: cursing

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Lucifer

How hard can it be to watch over one human right? Right?

This man had no idea how clumsy you are

One day he hears a loud thumb in the main hall, followed by your scream

Like the worried motherhen that he is he rushes over to you in the speed of light, shoving everyone out of his way

"MC, are you fine?!"

"Yea, I just tripped no worries."

Exaggerated sigh

Everytime you're about to trip he's holding you by your arm

Mammon

No one knows who the clumsier one is tbh

Whenever one of you two trips the other one does it too

Just worse

Imagine yourself falling over a pair of shoes or some shit and Mammon wanting to help you

"Don't worry! The great Mammon will come to your rescue!"

And then he lands on his ass too, because of course. It's Mammon

The sad funny part is tho that the same thing would happen even if the roles were reversed

It does happen all the time actually

Leviathan

Totally laughs at you

Often

Sometimes

If you're tripping over air then it's funny, but if you fall off the table or down the stairs then he starts screaming and rushes over to you

"You damn normie why can't you walk normally like everyone else?!"

I guess that doesn't make you a normie then HA

Takes care of you in a sweet tsundere-like way

Satan

Doesn't even flinch

You could be doing backflips and he wouldn't look up from his book

Instead gives those small, sarcastic comments

"I think you missed a step there."

Always helps you back to your feet tho, because my boi Satan is a true gentleman

Attends to your bruises too

Can and will scold you for being so careless

But softly

Because he likes you

Asmodeus

Loud unholy screeching

Panics the most when you fall

"MC, aRe YoU aLrIgHt?!"

Never forgets to pose dramatically, because what else would you do in such a situation?

Calls for Beel or Lucifer to help

Makes such a fuss about it honestly, but that's just how our drama queen is

Even if you trip over air he behaves as if you got hit by a car or something

Beelzebub

Protection mode is ON

No one will protect you better tbh

Even carries your things so you don't get your vision blocked by books or other shit

Follows you around, because he doesn't want you to get hurt

Always catches you

What a strong boy

Takes such good care for you omg

Can and will carry you around

Belphegor

Doesn't move an inch to help you or anything

Too tired to even look up

You just hear him mumbling under his blanket

"Did you fall over again?"

Honestly kinda done, but still loves you don't worry

His solution to the problem?

Drags you with him under the blanket for cuddles and a nap

You can't trip over anything if you're already laying down

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Rules

Masterlist

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ASMO'S VOICE ACTOR IM DEAD

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Nothing to see here.. just a demon and an angel spending some quality time together.

Had a lot of fun with this one even though the background was kind of a pain. Someone please tell me whether I should draw the TSL or angel outfits next because my god-- they are all gorgeous.

(Also sorry to everyone who sent me an ask and didn't get an answer yet, I'll try to go through my ask box later today)

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Seriously speaking guys! That's a cold, hard floor! And you're laying there with open buttons?!

Even you Lucifer?!

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I need to know the story behind this revelation......

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there’s some simple happiness ahead of him too, surely.

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If A N Y T H I N G it better be a bonding as a parental figure route 😤😤😤😤

AAAAAAAAAAA

If Luke becomes a dateable character the devs are gonna catch these hands

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“do you think solomon fucks to survive or hates the irish.” -emily

“i think solomon hates the irish.” -link

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memento mori.

memento vivire.

* the collection of memories in the second panel was drawn completely from memory without referencing anything, not even video titles. i invite anyone who’s interested to also do some doodles of the moments they best remember from unus annus. the channel will soon be deleted physically… but it will live on in our hearts. *

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Unus Annus things no one will believe happened once it’s gone:

• They posted a video every day for a year and NEVER missed a SINGLE DAY.

•Mark and Ethan cooked with sex toys. Twice.

• Mark had an entire revenge arc that ended with him shooting Ethan with a paintball.

• They got pepper sprayed in the face for fun.

• There was a video where they literally just ate ice cream cake and it was hilarious.

• Mark swam in the ocean even though he’s afraid of it.

• They wrote multiple tiny songs.

• Ethan got a new nickname (EEF).

• Mark let Ethan taze him for fun.

• Mark swears he’s not a masochist but he is.

•They put piss through a brita filter and drank it

• Ethan taught mark how to do a backflip. (They met at a Markiplier pannel where Ethan did a flip for him.)

• They pierced each others ears.

• They ate the world’s hottsst chip.

• Mark broke his nose twice in one week.

• They made DIY Wine, DIY cheese, DIY butter, and DIY sausages.

• They painted each other

• They ate bugs multiple times.

• They drove around eating pickles and singing.

• They actually learned the art of fire eating. And salsa dancing. And choreographed stage fighting.

• They made an indoor tornado.

• Mark let Ethan pressure wash him.

• They bought an actual coffin.

• They donated thousands of dollars worth of brand new toys to charity because they felt like it.

• And, my favorite, They grew the best bromance of a friendship I’ve ever seen in my entire life.