Lawrence, he/it, Every Family Crest song is playing on repeat in my head at any given moment
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Was sitting by a group of people
And one of them goes "homosexual.........?" and gestures vaguely towards me
And the rest of the group kinda nods
#they seemed nice lmao#couldnt understand a word they were saying but the tone sounded kinda chill ?#idk its better than being called a fag ill take it
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shirt that says 'i do not consent to being photographed' with a qr code that takes u to a site where u download a virus that exports ur data 2 my cloud and then factory resets ur phone
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Hey hi
Vimes in The Fifth Elephant
The new dwarf ruler (forgot her name already im sorry) gifts Vimes an ax and specifies that it has a grain of Truth inside it
And like
Was she just calling Vimes gay? That felt like a very obvious reference to the dwarven opera
Vimes was in a lot of denial during this book I think
#vetvimes#vimes..... you gayass......#the ruler was trying her best to help him along in his self discovery journey i think
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vetvimes and carrotangua :)
i have soooo many thoughts about transfem carrot. girl come out
#transfem carrot.....#thank you for spreading your spores i never thought about this but you are correct#.....#i will be Considering this#angua is a lesbian this makes the most sense#she could smell it on carrot (werewolf abilities)
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rereading the watch novels, these two still got me in a vicegrip and everytime i draw them i have to reinvent the wheel
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Angua :(


funny Vimes))

original meme: sweepswoop_
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Ok, but I’d love to know what kind of trouble you’re talking about, Vetinari.
Also a few lines later we get this:

Vimes spotting that Havelock Vetinari, unflappable tyrant, was feeling harassed…and making the choice not to push any more of his buttons.
I just adore their dynamic.
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the Extremely Normal Vimes/Vetinari Dynamic ™️ in jingo
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It's not gay sex, it's not queerbaiting, but a secret third thing (murder)
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i'm sure he'll figure it out eventually
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me: hmmm what quote from 1984 should i put into my essay for class just to have more words
brain: welcome to tiny train world
me: absolutely not
brain: ENJOY NOT BEING ABLE TO CATCH A TRAIN ANYMORE
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