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(As context, i feel obligated to say that i have a weird habit of responding out loud to podcasts.) Today, as i was getting Starbucks with my friend, I was listening to Malevolent. As I walk into Starbucks, Arthur starts talking about his wife and Faroe, sad and all, but I wanted my drink, so naturally, like the normal person I am, I (rather loudly) stated to the whole Starbucks;

"I dont need to hear about your dead wife and daughter, I just want my starbucks"

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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

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The possibility of Arthur finding Faroe in The Dark World is a small one, but not small enough that I find myself thinking about it at least three times a week.

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Spreading my agenda of Alia and Evrard being cousins <3

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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to

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mini whump prompt:

Pet whumpee being aquired by caretaker in whichever way suits your fancy. Said caretaker has an odd, unusual name however. Pet Whumpee, who’s not very knowledgeable about the world, thinks that when Caretaker is telling them to not call them master but instead call them by their name, they’re telling Whumpee to refer to them by a different title, from a different language perhaps.

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darkthur represents a toxic/abusive relationship where john's autonomy was taken away and we don't know if he actually became john or was repressed into just being a tool for arthur

think about arthur's lack of hesitation and violence and how it might've affected john's perception of humanity

think about how it changes the trajectory of the entire story

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two feral arthurs are better than one

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John: "I love being Arthur's eyes because he can never tell what I'm looking at"

Also John: *very loudly describes Arthur's body whenever there's a mirror*

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Kayne redesign

Maybe? Possibility? I just wanted to give him long luscious hair

(scroll for more ramblings about this guy)

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kayne headcanons just because:

Wears oversized suits

He changes his eye colour while talking sometimes (for theatrics)

Honestly I’m never too sure how to imagine him so I’m gonna say he tweaks his appearance eeeeever so slightly to fuck with John (like hair length ahem)

wears bow ties because bow ties are cool

doesn’t wear shoes because socks are hell (relatable), I mean could you imagine wearing soggy blood socks?

Likes jello :]

If you disagree that’s probably fair

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I think Kayne isn't going to succeed because he isn't all powerful without absorbing the last version of himself.

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average malevolent fic writing session

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Sometimes you have to randomly make an oc to avoid a typo. It's just life

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We need to get freakier actually i want ten pounds of tentacle porn and gay 1930s orgies on my desk by monday

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Arthur. Turn on the TV, any channel. They hit the fucking pentagon Arthur.

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pls don’t match my freak, we will get arrested