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so I'm reading a new book

"this character is a sapphic medium in the 1870s! she's off to solve a murder mystery"

oh cool!

"...she's also a masochist who fucked her former lover's ghost into such corporeality that he left a bite scar on her thigh. during aforesaid fucking. and her current love interest seems very into that"

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best show ever

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She's a suburban mom, she murdered a man, she's a psychologist, she got possessed at one point, she doesn't believe in demons, she cheated on her husband twice including once with a priest, she's singlehandedly raising four daughters, she's technically the mother of the Antichrist, she went viral for punching a man who cut her in line, she's always on the verge of completely losing it, she had a very intense homoerotic encounter with a nun, she works for the Catholic church, she sang a song about sodomy in car full with priests from the Vatican, she's bisexual even.

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EVIL, S04E07 How to Bandage a Wound

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The best running joke in Evil is Kristen working for the church, sending her daughters to catholic school, chiding them for not doing their Bible homework, taking them to mass, introducing them to the hot priest she does detective work and exorcisms with, and then being FLABBERGASTED one of them wants to be a nun.

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best show on television

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And I just... I can't imagine Lynn that way. Or actually, I... I can imagine it, and that's the problem. It hurts my heart.

+bonus

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okay but the third point is based but it gets BETTER

mr colter WHAT DO YOU KNOW about the PRESIDENT’S SHOELACES ???

(link to article here)

but honestly I don’t want them to stay canceled BUT can they do the podcast anyway??? they’re hilarious and I want to keep them forever

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Evil - 4x01 | 4x04

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throuplism off the charts if i’m being honest

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It's gaga. You just surrender to your body's desires.

EVIL, S04E06 How to Dance in Three Easy Steps

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leland getting triggered by band music is everything to me. i need ben to hook up a shit ton of speakers around leland's house, along with cameras and to just let david & kristen run wild with blasting the music and the girls can make video edits of leland having a breakdown

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evil + text posts

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EVIL, S04E03 How to Slaughter a Pig

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I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BUT LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING FACES I-

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knocked the wind out of me