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Fae Entity Stirs Up Mischief

…and occasionally gets stirred up himself!

While the wiles of @puck-the-devil left a local angel serpentine for a day and a half, he himself succumbed to the wiles of our very own former-Metatron and current human, Enoch. Sources say a sip of coffee has left him subject to the will of the reluctantly humble cafe owner.

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Is God pregnant?

Is she?

Is the Second Coming a fluke? Oh dear - literally? Are we awaiting a messiah of whales?!

More on this when our correspondent comes down from whatever they have been smoking!

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So-called “Unmighty God” Gives Flurry Of Semi-ominous Statements

Why does she speak with such certainty about the foundation of creation?

Where does she get her relationship advice? Is she sleeping with the Buddha? (Sources say no but who trusts sources?)

Who is this “Frances” anyway and why can’t Heaven pin her down for an interview?

What does it mean? What does it all mean?

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Death Looking for Vacation Spots

“Maybe the bahamas,” the skeleton mused.

(our editor is soliciting photographs from any reader who happens to spot him there if he chooses to go)

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Death Looking for Vacation Spots

“Maybe the bahamas,” the skeleton mused.

(our editor is soliciting photographs from any reader who happens to spot him there if he chooses to go)

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Jesus Heals - Living AND Dead!

An incident of Heavenly Light was observed in Coffee or Death, a Soho coffeeshop, bathing several patrons in a healing aura.

The source was the visiting Son of God, whose apparent intent was to bring the targets back to a nearer semblance of natural life. For most, this had been complicated by the presence of embalming fluids in their corporeal systems and by the fact that their spirits were no longer actually dependent on those bodies for life.

For one, a construction worker off of a night shift, it provided a much more significant boost. “I need to visit Coffee or Death more often,” he said, “this shoulder of mine has been a mess for 12 years and now it’s like I never broke it in the first place!”

As for the dead who are living, at least one woman seems not to have noticed any change. She appears to have credited her earlier disorientation merely to needing her morning coffee, and the clarity of healing to the beverage’s canonical effects.

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Death Looking for Vacation Spots

“Maybe the bahamas,” the skeleton mused.

(our editor is soliciting photographs from any reader who happens to spot him there if he chooses to go)

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Alternate Selves On The Rise

With the increasing intermesh of multiple universes, will YOU be the next personage to find yourself, as if altered in a fun house mirror?

More on this story as it develops

Death Be Not Proud

Reports in papers worldwide hint at a rash, an epidemic, a pandemic - of grave-robbing. Freshly completed “eternal” resting places are suddenly upturned and their corporeal contents are going missing.

Might this publication suggest that perhaps the grave can no longer hold its contents? More on this story as it develops.

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EMBRACE YOUR CONFUSION, YOUR MALAISE AND FEVER! POST HARDER! SPREAD YOUR AILING WORDS TO THE POPULACE AND BECOME A CURSE

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Death Looking for Vacation Spots

“Maybe the bahamas,” the skeleton mused.

(our editor is soliciting photographs from any reader who happens to spot him there if he chooses to go)

[the-celestial-observer]

Death Be Not Proud

Reports in papers worldwide hint at a rash, an epidemic, a pandemic - of grave-robbing. Freshly completed “eternal” resting places are suddenly upturned and their corporeal contents are going missing.

Might this publication suggest that perhaps the grave can no longer hold its contents? More on this story as it develops.

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Second Coming

Jesus back at work! All names entered in the Book of Life without annotations, promising an exciting new year.

“About time, the slattern,” stated one celestial source.