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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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Chris Long, Snow Midnight, 2025, Oil on cradled wood panel

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Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.

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hope isn’t something you just have, it’s something you sink your teeth into like an animal so it doesn’t get away

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Sometimes it just does not feel to me like we live in real times anymore

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drink your coffee & read your books. It's chaos out there

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Your storms will pass, I promise. Trust that they will end, just as they always have.

Next month's pin came early, so here's a photo peek! 5 more days to join at patreon.com/chibird! ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎♡

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KENDRICK LAMAR Apple Music Super Bowl LIX Halftime Show

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KENDRICK LAMAR Super Bowl LIX

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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A 15-century-old olive tree in Apulia deep in thought.

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one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

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