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fuck therapy i wanna beat the shit out of someone

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I'm playing red dead redemption 2 and just robbed valentine's bank. I made a lot of money obviously.

I went back to camp, bought all the upgrades there.

Then went to the gunsmith in Rhodes and bought all the upgrades for all the weapons I have. I also bought holsters and made Arthur's pistols gold.

Then I went to the general store and bought several clothes.

I was left with 10 dollars.

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I've never been so estressed with this app before

I ain't receiving any notifications about the people I follow and for some reason I aren't following the people I'm sure I follow

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I can easily imagine ghoap as mickey and Ian from shameless

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Since Mandalorians is winning, there's some plot ideas you guys can use:

1. Just like "The mandalorian" tv show: the *character you want* is He is hired to "pick you up" aka kidnap you, but over time, with a little "there's only one bed on the ship" he begins to question this job.

2. Poly!au because why not: Jedi!reader (sorry but I love Jedi) succeeding in escaping from the empire, so why not hire a famous team of mandalorians? We know how that ends 😏

3. LET'S SPICE IT UP!! a/b/o!au: Omegas are rare these days, so the 141 are hired to catch you and deliver you to your buyer, too bad the four Mandalorians are alphas

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Gaz being Gaz

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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In my opinion, there's two types of breeding kink:

1. Want you to have his babies

Price, Soap, Hesh and Merrick

2. Makes you want to have his babies

Simon, KYLE, Keegan and Logan

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I JUST SEARCHED AND IT'S THE REAL ENDING WTF ???????? AND THERE'S NO CONTINUATION ???????

I finished cod:ghost yesterday and I still can't believe this end.

I was so happy to kill rorke and this mother*cker came back and kidnap my poor Logan...

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I finished cod:ghost yesterday and I still can't believe this end.

I was so happy to kill rorke and this mother*cker came back and kidnap my poor Logan...

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it used to be 2007 you know

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Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or green eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

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That one mission in cod:ghost that rorke kidnap the ghosts and keegan is the only one left so he come to save everyone.

I took it personal. Thanks for saving me, my knight in shiny armor, now let's make out.

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That one "Manhandling my man" trend on TikTok

Soap: giggling and blushing. He does it with you, but when you do he will act shy. Please let him down, he doesn't know what to do when he's on the other side lol

Simon: total fail. He will let you try to pick him and when you give up he will pick you and put against the wall

Gaz: I'm 100% sure he'll make out with you. Hug your body with his legs, hold your face in his hand and kiss till you guys are out of breath.

Price: don't scare him like this. He'll be so startled that he almost fell off the cabinet (? Don't know what it's called). Will ask what's your problem while you still hold one of his legs and he's trying to have both feet on the ground.

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141 came from a long mission and soap really need a long bath. But gaz saw him pass with a big buddle in his arms and think "why the hell is he hiding his 3 in 1 soap, shampoo and conditioner?".

But soap isn't hiding a 3 in 1 bottle, he actually hiding you shampoo, conditioner and probably even your body wash, with the most sweet smell. He just want something to remember you.

Later they sitting together and ghost talks about the sweet smell and Soap is damn proud about smelling good like his girl