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What Financial Doors Are Opening for You? Pick-a-Card Reading

Because we all want to know about the bag.

Cards

Ace of Swords

The World

Queen of Swords (Reversed)

For this pile the world card sticks out for me, you could have been contemplating travel for some and others have been wanting to reinvent themselves. Whichever case, I feel like you were worried about where the money was going to come from or at the very least trying to think of how you could make extra money to do either one of these things. For those that are looking to travel I feel like you have at least three destinations in mind but you were thinking you'd have to save for a while before you could take that dream trip. And for those looking to reinvent yourselves, I feel like you are either wanting to change the decor of your home or room or you'd like to change your aesthetic/clothing style. For this pile I feel like going forward with actually planning to do/buy these things is what will open the door to the financial increase you're looking for. Now before you go and buy that new $1,500 handbag or book an all inclusive trip to Scandinavia, listen further to what I'm saying. I am not saying to buy it now I'm saying plan for it, so for instance if you want to take a trip, look into all of the details and actually plan as closely as you can without booking the trip. And for those looking to restyle themselves or their homes, look for all of the clothes or decor you want, create an account on the website you find it at, and add it to your cart. I'm basically saying go through all of the steps except for actually purchasing. This will create momentum, I'm seeing the domino effect, this act will be the first domino to knock down the rest resulting in an increase in your finances. I also feel like this financial blessing won't come as actual money for everyone that chooses this pile. Some of you will get the money and others of you will receive such good deals and bargains that it greatly reduces the prices of the things you want to purchase.

Keywords: Kailee, white poodle, yellow rain boots, red fire hydrant, cobblestone road, vintage Volkswagen beetle

Cards

Queen of Pentacles

Ace of Cups

9 of Swords (Reversed)

This pile reminds of pile 1 in the sense that I feel two different energies. I feel like both groups of people who will choose this pile are at their wits end, you may feel like no matter how hard you work you can never make ends meet or you only have just enough and you never have any extra money. For the first group of people I feel like the financial doors opening for you will be due to a new love, someone that will either provide for you or greatly lessen the load for you. For some of you this person could lead to getting a better job (I mainly feel like this is for those of you that feel weird about being taken care of). For the other group in this pile I feel like your financial blessing will come in the form of a side hustle but it's one that you really enjoy. I could see some of you being artsy and making little miniature paintings and selling them on Etsy or some place similar, I also see some of you cooking to make a little extra money. Whatever the side hustle I feel like you'll be making much more than you thought you would. Some of you may even be able to start working part time at your main job because of this side hustle.

Keywords: Blue bouncy ball, butterflies, torrential downpour, red lipstick, fashion shows, bookstore

Cards

The Fool

7 of Wands

Kings of Cups

I feel like this group is beginning to see the fruits of their [hard] labor. I feel like the majority of the work this group has put in has been more on the spiritual and emotional levels. It could be working on your inner child, getting deeper into your spirituality, or just acknowledging that you matter. These may seem like easy things to do for some people but in actuality for others, which I believe this group is among the others, it can be very hard work through because there can be a lot to unpack. But I feel like you've done the work and now you'll be rewarded in your finances for it. It could be that before you didn't have the energy or you didn't feel worthy of going out for a particular job that may have paid a certain amount of money but now you feel like you're qualified for it and you feel like you have the energy and stamina to actually do the job. I also see this job being quite fulfilling to you and it may have been something you've wanted to do for a long time.

Keywords: Pepperoni pizza, pickles in a pickle jar, sunshine yellow, a library you visited as a child, nostalgia

Cards

Ace of Wands

2 of cups

The World

For this pile I see a spark of creativity being the means to the financial door opening for you. With the two of cups I really feel like this is going to be a collaboration with a friend that helps to push the financial door open (even though I know most people associate the two of cups with a couple). I feel like you and this friend could start a small business together, I'm not seeing a specific business as I feel like there could be many. I mainly feel like whatever is a shared interest between you and your friend will be the business. For some of you this could be a hobby that both you and your friend enjoy and for others this could be an actual profession that you both happen to have. I feel like you and your friend may start locally and be comfortable with it just being local but at some point I feel like it will expand, if not globally it will at least be a nationwide company. For a lot of you I'm feeling like this could be a boutique.

Keywords: Cuban link chain, white ballet flats, pink fur coat, vintage Barbie, escalator, frolicking, park

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All the very best to you 🩷

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What Feminine Energy Do You Embody? Pick-a-Card Reading

Cards

Judgement

The Fool (Reversed)

Six of Pentacles

Your feminine energy is steeped in wisdom, with the fool in reverse I'm hearing you never go into anything blindly. Not because you lack spontaneity but because you are already given insight before you partake in anything. Or if you're offered a new opportunity you never have to go into it without having at least a little bit of knowledge as to how that opportunity could play out in the long run. This pile is very intuitive and connected to the divine and the spiritual realm. People may often come to you for advice especially when they feel like their lives are falling apart or they are completely lost and have no idea which direction their life is heading in. I can see you being the type of person to think "Why are they coming to me, I haven't even figured out my own life yet." But they see that it is just a matter of time before you do, you just have a vibe of being put together even when you feel farthest from it. With the six of pentacles I feel that you are someone that gives freely even if you don't fully know if what you have to give helps. Just as I was typing that last sentence Sade's song "By Your Side" came on and I feel like you embody this energy even when you don't realize it. Your presence is comforting and reassuring. Some of you could be considered earth angels.

Potential Confirmation: Pink, teal, 8888, alarm clock, gluttony, sashay, transport, renewal

Cards

5 of Swords

5 of Pentacles

The Devil

I feel like this pile's feminine energy is all about resourcefulness. An example of this could be, say you're in some sort of a bind, you will bat your eyelashes a certain way or give a certain look to someone that could help get you out of that bind. You always have a trick up your sleeve and that trick is your feminity. I hate to say it but some people view it as slightly toxic because you have the capability to seduce, use, then discard people. I don't feel like you do this but if you really needed to I feel like you could and would. In addition to beimg resourceful your feminine energy is seductive and alluring, you remind me of a mermaid with the way you can lure people in. I feel like the five of pentacles represents the way men or women could feel after dealing with you if you were to embrace your dark (and toxic) feminine traits. I also feel like some of the people that chose this pile could be bi or pansexual.

Potential Confirmation: Ambience, bright light, thoughtfulness, peace, reminder, embrace, love, joy, care, closure, nonconfrontational

Cards

Page of Cups (Reversed)

Ace of Pentacles (Reversed)

The Empress (Reversed)

The feminine energy you embody is flow. You don't stay tied to one thing for too long and if you decide to stick with one thing you always allow yourself the freedom to give it up or change your mind at any given time. You don't force yourself to stay with any one ideology, job, or person that does not fit or serve you in whatever space you find yourself in. You stay true to yourself at all costs. You never choose what appears to be the right choice just because it's the safe option or because it makes sense to those around you. You aren't concerned with holding on to something because you know that if something is meant for you it will stay and what leaves will be replaced with what is meant for you now. I would say you forge your own path but that doesn't feel like the right wording. It's more like you wait for the path to appear and you follow it because you know it wouldn't have appeared before you if it couldn't offer you something. And if that path is no longer for you, you just go down the next one.

Potential Confirmation: Deluxe, trees, apple juice, velour, navy, green, chai, leaves, cerulean, squid, sheer top or dress,

I hope this reading resonated with you and please feel free to tell me what pile you chose! 🩷

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Pick-a-Song Quick General Tarot Reading

Just a Quick Message... or you could pick all the piles. No one's stopping you, be a rebel.

Group 1

Group 2

Group 3

Group 1 - Love by Musiq Soulchild

Card: 8 of Pentacles

If it's burdening you walk away, whatever it is. If it's a job consider getting a new one, if it's a relationship you may want to ask yourself if it's worth being in a situation that drains you (this goes for all relationships whether romantic, platonic, familial, etc.). And most importantly ask yourself if you're missing out on better because you're afraid to leave what you already have behind.

Pile 2 - A Long Walk by Jill Scott

Card: 4 of Swords

Take a break. This card signals a need for rest but not just physical rest, a mental one as well. If you're dealing with some heavy things right now consider putting them down for a while (not abandoning them) to allow yourself time to process things. You could be someone that just started therapy, inner child healing, or some other inner work and find that it's quite overwhelming. Take a step back and allow yourself to recalibrate then go back to it when you're ready. You are not weak or experiencing a setback because you can't go full throttle into the work you're doing on yourself. You're just human and dealing with things you've never dealt with before.

Pile 3 - Butterflies by Michael Jackson

Card: 2 of Pentacles

This card is typically associated with making a decision about which of something to choose. For example should I move to Rome or New York, or should I work at Company A or Company B. But for you I feel like this card is showing a struggle deciding between acting out of emotion or your mind. To phrase it better, you sometimes have trouble choosing between what your head is telling you and what your heart is telling you. If you engage with the divine in any capacity you may want to call on them for help when you find yourself in these situations. You can also call upon on your ancestors and/or spirit team for guidance. Meditation may be helpful too when considering how you should approach something.

I hope your reading resonated, please feel free to let me know which group/song you chose!

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What Will Your Day to Day Life Look Like with your Future Husband? Pick-a-Card Reading

Because how will you plan accordingly if you don't know?

Cards

10 of Cups

2 of Swords (Reversed)

The Hierophant

8 of Wands

The first card that popped out for this pile was the 10 of cups and I feel like that is the overarching theme for this pile. Even before you guys have a family (if you decide to have one) I feel like you guys will be in such a joyful state everyday, like when you wake up and look over you and think to yourself "I can't believe this is my life and this is my husband!" I see constant smiles and laughter. With the two of swords in reverse I feel like you two won't have many hard decisions to make at least for the first year of marriage. But even when the harder decisions come you guys will be able to sit down and discuss the pros and cons for each potential path you could take. And you will always go into things with open eyes and a full understanding of how you each feel about the decision and also how the decision could potentially effect you guys and your families. I wanted to say family but families felt right, so it could be that this person already has a child or you guy's families (like your parents, siblings, etc. and their parents, siblings, etc. will just kind of blend together and become one big family) with the Hierophant I sense some tradition here, I don't think it'll be in the sense of you will stay home while your husband works but more so in the sense you'll have family traditions you'll continue with your husband and eventually your children. And you'll enjoy learning about their traditions and they'll love learning about your traditions. At some point I could see you guys also starting hybrid traditions, like you'll take one part of his traditions and one part of one of yours and make something new. I feel like this marriage will be super easy to integrate into your everyday lives, like it'll just work, even when you fear something might become a road block in your marriage it will just kind of resolve itself. Or at least it'll feel that way but in reality you and your future husband are so good at prioritizing each other's needs and feelings that you resolve any potential conflicts before they even arise. You guys truly put each others needs above your own needs, it feels like that saying "you water me, I water you, we both grow."

Cards

3 of Wands

3 of Pentacles (Reversed)

5 of Swords

The World

I feel like you will be a couple that travels a lot for work, I also feel like you will have very different careers. I feel like your future husband could be a lawyer and you could be in a more creative field or something that is extremely different from what your future husband does. Honestly, I feel like you guys don't get to spend much time with each other. This may be something that could cause conflict in your marriage at some point. I am not seeing children, so either this pile and your future husband won't want them or you guys will wait a long time before you decide to try for them. Despite me feeling that your future husband could be a lawyer I don't think you guys will be rich but I do think you will be financially stable. So he could work for a very small firm or have an independent one, I also think he could be something like a private investigator. I will say try to spend more time with each other, whether in person or by video chat if you must. To try and avoid strife within your marriage. I don't see this being a fireworks marriage, just more so one where you're both content most of the time.

Cards

8 of Pentacles (Reversed)

8 of Cups (Reversed)

9 of Wands (Reversed)

The Moon

This pile reminds me of pure fun, like children playing on a playground! I feel like you guys will be super encouraging to each other, you guys might have both come up in abusive situations or at the very least felt very misunderstood as children. This marriage will help to heal both yours and his inner child. I can see you guys doing all of the things you wanted to do as kids but together. Speaking of kids, if you choose to have them, I can see you guys getting on their level really getting to know them and understand their unique little worlds. I feel like you could have 3 children. Your kids will probably be those kids that are listening to their friends talk about their traumatic childhood and they're just sitting there trying to find something to say to relate. But the worst thing they may be able to come up with is you guys not getting them a puppy they wanted on their birthday but you guys got it for them on Christmas a couple months later. Long story short, you guys will be the dream parents, I can see you guys being a kooky (in the very best and fun way) and eclectic. You guys are basically two people that weren't dealt the best cards but found each other and made the life that you always wanted together, you guys are each like one half of a whole. When people hear the phrase "match made in heaven" this is the couple that may come to mind for a lot of your family and friends.

I hope your reading resonated and please feel free to let me know which pile(s) you chose!

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What is Your Future Husband's Love Language?

Because maybe his love language is quality time and you need to know ahead of time to work it into your schedule.

Cards

10 of Swords (Reversed)

2 of Wands (Reversed)

Wheel of Fortune

I feel like your future husband's love language is acts of service, anything that would make their life flow more easily. Before starting the reading for this pile I felt a pull to listen to a song called "A Little Bit" by Erika de Casier so they may also have quality time as a love language but I feel like they're too proud or stoic to admit it. This person could definitely be someone that avoids becoming too emotional or lovey dovey. They seem like someone that only knows how to show love from a practical side, for instance if you need your oil changed they'll have it done to keep you from having to do it. But if you are someone that likes to have deep talks or is touchy feely they may reject that. Another song that came up was "Strong as Glass" by Goapele.

Cards

6 of Wands

10 of Wands (Reversed)

The World

Apparently this is going to be a musical reading because starting your pile I felt the need to put on the song "All This Love" by Trey Songz. Your future husband's love language is words of affirmation, he is someone that is going to love hearing how well you thinks he's doing. And how much love him, when you give this man a compliment he is going to be in cloud 9. And if you send him text throughout the day just to let him know that you're thinking of him, he will love that! I can see a man getting a text, reading it, and then just beaming afterwards. He just wants to know that he is loved and appreciated. You do that and he'll be willing to give you the world (I know, an ironic choice of words considering you got the world card!) This is a side note but this pile gives me stay at home girlfriend vibes, well at least before you get married.

Cards

The Moon

4 of Swords

6 of Swords

This pile is interesting, I don't think your future husband will have any love language in particular but rather a combination of all of them. I feel like this person is just looking to quiet their minds and whichever of the love languages does that at any particular time is the one they'll want. I feel like this is a man that could've struggled opening up and expressing his needs at first. They may have been raised in a home or environment where their needs didn't matter or they were shown that they were not important in the eyes of their caregiver(s). This is a man that may have grown up in the foster care system. I feel like you will help him to realize that he is just as important and worthy of love and care as anyone else. I feel like he'll be so comfortable opening up to you that you will help him become in tune with what he needs. For any of those of you that are worried that this is someone that is an emotionally wounded boy man. Don't worry, I don't see that being the case, I think this is someone that has emotional intelligence when it comes to others but he just needs to be given permission to have it when it comes to himself. I feel like you guys will bring out the absolute best in each other effortlessly. I'm hearing the phrase "there are no perfect people but there are people perfect for each other."

Thank you for reading and please feel free to let me know which pile you chose! 🩷

- Erika, The Clumsy Witch

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Want a Free Yearly Projection Reading?

Comment any angel number and I'll choose someone to win a yearly projection reading!

What do my yearly projection readings look like?

I pull 4 cards for each month of the year to give you insight into what each month could look like for you. I don't look for anything specific (unless asked) so you could consider it a general reading.

Once the winner is chosen I will message you and you can tell me if you'd like your reading here or if you would like it emailed to you. Winner will be picked January 7th. 🩷

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How Can You Improve Your Health in the New Year? Pick-a-Card Reading

(Tarot & Oracle)

Because we're all about self improvement over here.

Cards

The Tower (Reversed)

Temperance (Reversed)

Knight of Wands

Immediately I got that this pile might want to focus on their mental health. I feel like this pile might really struggle with anxiety but with the tower in reverse I feel like you worry needlessly most times. But you're just so afraid that the one time you relax could be the time that things fall apart. With temperance in reverse and the knight of wands I feel like you try to regulate your emotions and calm down but the moment something seems like it might go wrong you go back into freak out mode.

Oracle Cards

Rose Quartz: Love - Heart Chakra

Malachite: Nature - Heart Chakra

Cinnabar: Business - Sacral Chakra

With the rose quartz crystal coming out I feel like you need to show yourself more love when you face these moments of anxiety instead of trying to make yourself snap out of it. The malachite crystal has to do with the heart chakra and nature in this deck, getting out into nature may help to make you feel more emotionally stable. Cinnabar is associated with business and the sacral chakra in this deck, this makes me think some of the anxiety you may be feeling could be about work. Consider working with these crystals to help balance your heart and sacral chakras. The sacral chakra is actually connected to the emotions and I also consider the heart chakra to be closely associated with emotions. If you decide to use cinnabar please use extreme caution, be careful with malachite as well.

Cards

4 of Cups

6 of Swords

5 of Swords

I feel like this pile's main focus needs to be on physical health. Some of the people in this pile might already be into physical fitness and for those people I feel like you do workouts that you don't really like for the sake of weight loss or just because you think it's a workout you should be doing. But with the 4 of Cups I feel like there are other workouts that you could be doing that you would actually enjoy but you aren't looking into any other form of exercise. I also feel like this pile could really struggle with body image, the coming year (2025) is really the time to try and release that and realize that you don't have to be at war with your body. Your job is not to make your body look a particular way (especially not a way that is impossible to achieve without extreme behaviors) your job is to make sure that you keep your body as healthy as you can.

Oracle Cards

Seraphinite: Honesty - Heart & Third Eye Chakras

Obsidian: Obsidian - Root Chakra

Dioptase: Direction - Heart Chakra

I feel like with the honesty card (seraphinite) you are being called to look at yourself, really look at yourself and see yourself for who you are. Beyond your body, beyond other's perceptions of you, beyond what you've been told you are based on other family members. Really look into your heart and soul and begin living your life from your soul and not based on your physical appearance.

Cards

4 of Pentacles

3 of Cups

The Empress (Reversed)

This pile might want to work on their financial health in the New Year. The first thing I'm hearing is you don't have to be at every brunch or outing your friends have because it's really starting to add up. For a very small group of people that chose this pile, I feel like you might enjoy clubbing often and it's becoming quite expensive. And I feel like everyone in this pile really enjoys going out but instead of going somewhere where you have to spend money look for more inexpensive options. Instead of going for a boozy brunch consider meeting up with your friends at a coffee shop, or going for a picnic in the park, or find affordable or free events in your area that you can go to. But whatever you do, you might really want to consider saving more of your money.

Oracle Cards

Peridot: Teach - Heart Chakra

Carnelian: Self-Confidence - Root & Sacral Chakras

Malachite: Nature - Heart Chakra

With this first card (Peridot) I feel like some of you could be teachers but I mostly feel like by you taking on this new attitude of financial responsibility. That you'll teach those around you how to be more financially responsible too. I feel that you feeling like you have control over your finances will give you a boost of confidence. I feel like malachite will help you to manifest more money but also help you during this time of going from someone that used to be somewhat financially irresponsible to someone that knows how to manage their money well.

I hope this reading resonated with you and please feel free to let me know which pile you chose! And please get professional help to improve your health if you think you need it. 🩷

-Erika, The Clumsy Witch