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u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

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fuck all romance except whatever those 2 sports announcers on nintendogs had

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s e a

s h a n t i e s 

f o r 

t h o t s

argo keenecore

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frickin amazing concepts

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Pokemon Snap Polaroid Prints made by Arcasian

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this is FRICKING amazing,,, im loving Umbreon more than I love myself

Pokemon Colored Pencil Drawings made by Blondynki Też Grają

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lemon flavored bleach tastes like cold spikes that turn warm

false advertising

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"noice" and "yoink" together

n o i c k:

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Nintendo Characters made out of recycled cans

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tbh the most unrealistic thing in fanfics for me is those scenes where the love interest takes off their sweater or stretches their arms casually above their head and the main character is unable to tear their gaze away from the exposed strip of skin above their waistband as their shirt rides up because i can't even look in the general direction of strangers while changing for gym without having to avert my eyes. if my crush started undressing in front of me i'd probably have to leave the room.

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part of me wants to be that chill girl in sweatpants and hoodies and knotted hair in the corner

another part of me wants to be tHAT BITCH with makeup that slAYS and a grunge look/vibe that SLAPS

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fun story

I did laundry yesterday and I realized today in the morning that I left the jackets in the laundromat (my parents, sister's and I's) and i was PANICKING the whole day over it and I went to the laundry and all the jackets were there but that still didn't prevent me from panicking while folding them

they were there for over 24 hours and when i grabbed them they were still moist

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mossy trolls…

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“so you, I told” - yoda, star wars fan will geek out, reverse uno card energy

“i told you so” - boring, condescending, overdone

“it would appear the prophecy i foretold has indeed come to pass” - original, exciting, cool as fuck

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im torn between wanting to have a clear face with no acne and then i realize all the work that i have to do for it

i could NEVER wake up 30 minutes earlier just to do some Korean skin care routine, i wake up and barely remember to put on my school uniform

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or what?? you’re going to leave YOUR house?? doubtful

Go to yellowstone and bring and egg. Then smell the phosphor pits, have fun!!