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here are some pride snurps. sorry if they suck, i did them in like 30 minutes.

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good morninn tumblr

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wrfwjfji,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, mwahhs haa.s.s.a.s,d.,a.,..,d.,.,e endnnddnd kehehehhehheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scheming so silly

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DID YOU GUYS KNOW OTTERS WAG THEIR TAILS LIKE DOGS WHEN THEY’RE HAPPY

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i saw you in a "failed rulers cringe complication" was that really u. lmao ur embarrassing actually how do ya even fail after going through such an elaborate planning. go get a life lolz

How dare you! I will END you! You know I'm gonna do it! I'm the most powerful ruler to ever live! All shall bow before me! The very thought of your existence disgusts me. /j

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woo yeah woo o o o yeahhh wah e wah e wah e yeahhhh

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

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Woo-yeah! Back to wandering! This time with no shenanigans or causing others mental pain! (I think!)

(Bit confuzzled? Send me a lil question!)

Hi! Has anyone missed me? I hope someone did! You're all mising out when I'm not here, he he! AHEM, as much as I'd love to keep talking about me, that's not the point! I'm starting a new chapter in the story of my life! And this time, I don't dread it AT ALL! Isn't that.... awesauce... I've decided to track down a sunken city where a legendary society used to live! Not many know about them, as most documentations about their existence are hidden in the deepest sections of a certain library! I've decided to keep a journal for my travels, tee hee. It might be a bit corny but it's alrighty! I'm just. Uh. Honoring the ancient researchers from those times. Maybe? (What am I saying? They had such advanced technology. I just want to feel important and wise while writing this, okay?) I asked for help on many different places! AND SOMEONE ACTUALLY DECIDED TO TRY OUT GOING THROUGH THIS AVDENTURE WITH ME! All the others called me a liar and reported me for misinformation. Woah. I suppose not everyone is very fond of the ancient history obsessed weirdos. Oh right! Here's what I've wrote as of now! No matter how hard I try... I can't keep it all formal and professional! But I suppose this will help the kids learn history easier! So maybe they will thank me for that! Thank you, Kaimi, very cool! (An era where the public will be full of praises towards me...! I just can't keep the excitement to myself!)

Meet my fellow master of magic, technology and traveling! Nerio! They're like... a dog! But... FROM SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY! Just... how cool is that? I'm at loss for words! I can't even speak, so that's why I'm writing it all down (LOL.) Two tailed, big eared one... do you think we will get along? I hope so! I really hope we get along! We're both friendly and skilled! We could take over the world if we wanted! (Er. Not me though. I would probably end up in a "failed rulers" cringe complication again...) I take back the sea-dwelling dweeb thing! I'm so sorry! If it's ok... I am a space-dwelling dweeb. Maybe we will make a pretty good team... Team dwelling dweebs....

By the way! SO SORRY for talking that way about ships! I'm just... not the same when hungry. But I had some instant ramen, and I'm all good now! I wonder why airships are named ships, if they don't look like ships at all, you know? If I saw a ship in the sky, I would freak out in many ways. Maybe try guessing a few of them, he he.

I'm SO excited for us to go seek out that city! We will be part of history! And maybe they will finally take me back... Deidre, if you see this, remember to clean the lab every once in a while <3 I left everything you need to live there while I'm gone! Take care, dear frienlish creature!

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what the scallop is going on with my life

erm. ahem! kaimi solarie here. a lot has been going on as i was inactive. if someone asks you what happened to the gods... just say a certain wandering one turned them in dust.

in other news! after that i floated endlessly through the bridge between everywhere and nowhere. and then the new guardian of time space didnt like that i had been in there for a while as i had shattered so they fixed my existence??? nd im here now ig!!!!!

i spent two months in a new, shiny and tidy laboratory! but gee willikers! a dear friend of mine shows up and tells me it's been more than a year! I dont mind, but i forgot their birthday...! </3

luckily, thanks to my trusty buddy, i managed something no civilization had done before (as far as my research has gone..!), I HAVE ACHIEVED THE ART OF THE RIFTS! i can go basically everywhere now! no more being stuck in trafic! kaimi, you literal genius! you did it! hip hip hooray!

with this discovery, i was able to visit... Diamandia????? my... home planet??? Or well. Was. It got oblirated. But it was SOOOO cool! Full of rich magical history, and extra refined technology! They even have a world cooling system which is why Diamandia isn't as hot as it would naturally be! the ecosystem is also similar to Miitopia! but the grass is pink and the sky is green! my favorite place is the Lake of Hope. Too bad it doesnt exist anymore X<

tldr: i survived being shattered across time space and i can explore multiple dimensions now!! oh and i also just found out why im adopted

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PENIS!

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Shoutout to stars frfr

YES! I love stars and locating them across the nightsky! I've thinking of going out to outer space one day, and I am studying the location of stars to have a way of guiding myself!

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hi kaimi what are your thoughts on him

scrumptious. depositing cash (and plastic)

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what cogwheel soup magichanical sticker

Maybe I should quit being a scientmage

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“Hai hai! Welcome aboard to... erm... this isn’t the Astralair? Thousand apologies! My name is Kaimi... Kaimi Solarie!”

                                                     ⚙  CARRD  ⚙