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Arrison Quarius' immense fluff has spread to his palms and the soles of his feet. His gorgeous silky fur causes him to slip and slide if he's not wearing socks or shoes.

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Fucked up part about having characters for more than 4 years is that you rediscover canon that you forgot you even established

What the hell did she do??????????

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Who will untangle all of Janky Jett's matted fur?

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Lune HAS to get his favorite brand of skin toner restocked.

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Stelle has a flashback to a childhood memory of her dads arguing over what's "best" for her. All she remembered is that she befriended a lower rank star.

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Quanta cannot for the love of god figure out this one part of her god damn novel. She is very skilled of putting her characters into strange situations but doesn't know how to get them.

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Maxie has gotten strangely invested in video games thanks to her beloved son.

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Arrison Quarius has finally decided to spend some time playing with a comically large rubber ball.

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Doc Matter has to pay Lune every time he needs to use him as the urban dictionary of their time.

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Quanta is having some beef with some rando on the writing forums. Turns out she was having beef with Neutrino, anonymously. Neutrino is very passionate about certain romance tropes depicted in fiction but he does not express it during his day job.

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Stelle watched in horror as Lune deepthroated the neck of a wine bottle.

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If this post gets 500 likes, Mr. Quarius will be pounded in the ass tonight. ❤️

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Mr. Quarius decided to absolutely fuck the stock market by scheduling a live television interview with as many major shareholders of the leading stocks as possible. What he did is that he made the bold choice of pulling down his pants, balls out, in front of the camera, and scream "VENGEANCE IS SERVED."

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Doc Matter just checked the stock market and started sobbing.

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It is with a heavy heart to say that three out of the ten Cookie Doh Planet siblings: Rocky Road, Mint Chip, and Neapolitan... are not on speaking terms with each other. There is some real drama in the Cookie Doh planet family lore. Quanta wishes to know but she can't keep track of all these complex characters.

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Why doesn't the big Quarius just eat the little Quarius?

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Lune could really use a nice, warm, gyro platter right about now.