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Arcade is super underrated and I need more content of him

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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This has got to be the most incomprehensible thing I’ve ever read this is a reply to a dumbass pick up artist twitter thread but it sounds like a riddle that you’d be given 3 chances to solve before getting thrown in the gallows

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i love you lesbian selfshippers

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a lil arcade between AF attacks <3

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

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—yume / selfshipping ask game ! 💗

i tried to make as many of these applicable to any sort of dynamic (romantic, platonic, familial, etc.) but there are some that are more targeted toward romantic pairings!

how long have you been yume/selfshipping?

how long have you been yume/selfshipping with a specific f/o?

what do you love about your f/o?

what do you DISLIKE about your f/o?

how would the fandom of your f/os source material feel about your ship?

describe your relationship/lore in five emojis or less !

what would it be like meeting your f/o's parents/having your f/o meet your parents?

do you have any hot takes about your f/o?

what gifts would you get each other for each other's birthdays?

what are your respective attachment styles?

what are your respective love languages? (what each of you like to receive/give)

if you could, would you actually make your f/o a real person?

would you choose to live in your f/o's universe?

what show/book/movie/etc would you recommend to your f/o?

how do you feel about doubles?

what song do you associate with your f/o?

what song do you associate with your relationship to your f/o?

who takes more initiative? you or your f/o?

who's the madoka and who's the homura? (AKA who is more doomed by the narrative / who fails to save the other over and over again?)

what's a common argument between you and your f/o?

who apologises first after an argument?

who fell first? you or your f/o?

who fell harder?

would you still love your f/o even if they were a worm? would they still love you?

how do you take care of each other when sick?

who's more likely to burn down the kitchen?

who buys unprompted gifts the most?

who's more needy?

who's more jealous and/or possessive?

whose sleep schedule is worse?

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I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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I like my (fictional) men obsessed with me

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This has me genuinely losing it

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how i sleep knowing my f/o respects my boundaries and hates the people that wronged me

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How it feels to self ship NGL

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selfshipping, pretty much

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Smaller fandoms are pretty cool cuz I can selfship with whoever I want and who’s gonna stop me? Say hi to my husband, guys!