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[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 I'M NOT BEING MEAN, I'M LOOKING OUT FOR HIS SAFETY. TOUGH LOVE AND ALL THAT.

BUT SURE! I CAN JOIN YOU.

looking at my chumblr dash makes me feel sick,,, but i can't look away either...

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 AND? I'M STILL AN EXPERT IN THE SUBJECT <3

BESIDES, I DOUBT YOU HAVE THE PPE NEEDED TO JOIN THAT VOLUNTEER THING SINCE YOU ONLY EVER SHOW UP AT GRIZZCO FOR BIG RUN THESE DAYS, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL.

I MISSED BIG RUN AND DISASTER STRUCK IN MY ABSENCE. I CANNOT SIT IDLY AGAIN AND I'D RATHER NOT HAVE YOU THROW A WRENCH INTO AN ALREADY COMPLICATED AND DIRE SITUATION.

looking at my chumblr dash makes me feel sick,,, but i can't look away either...

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 LISTEN, MORAY. YOU'VE DEALT WITH ENOUGH BODY-ALTERING OOZES ALREADY. LET THE PROFRESHIONALS AND EVPS HANDLE THIS ONE.

looking at my chumblr dash makes me feel sick,,, but i can't look away either...

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 IF YOU HAVE COME INTO CONTACT WITH BLENDED INK, STAY OUT OF GRIZZCO. "TURNING GREEN" AND "LOSING ALL YOUR MEMORIES" IS NOT COVERED BY ANY INKSURANCE PLAN THAT I KNOW OF.

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻FEELING BETTER NOW. I WILL CONTINUE WEARING A MASK BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M IN THE CLEAR

[the-cubby-crew]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 IF I USED MY FULL STRENGTH YOU WOULD SNAP </3

🐻 AIR TRAVEL IS SO MUCH BETTER. LETS EVERYONE KNOW THAT I'M ABOVE THEM

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 AIR TRAVEL IS SO MUCH BETTER. LETS EVERYONE KNOW THAT I'M ABOVE THEM

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT GET SICK AGAIN. THE SECOND I STEP AWAY FROM WORK, SOMETHING STUPID HAPPENS AND EMPLOYEES END UP DYING AND SURE IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY MY JOB TO DEAL WITH THE PAPERWORK BUT IT DOES MESS WITH MY HEAD

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 OP IS CONTAGIOUS AND HAS TO TAKE A BREAK (LAST TIME I ALLOWED MYSELF TO SPREAD A DISEASE I NEARLY DESTROYED SPLATSVILLE)

🐻 "GRIZZCO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ITS QUEER EMPLOYEES" WRONG. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE CISHET ONES EITHER.

BUT I PERSONALLY CARE. FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF JUNE, I WILL KISS ONE (1) GIRL FOR EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 TELL THAT TO THE 117 GIRLS I MADE OUT WITH. (OR I GUESS 116 BECAUSE WHICHEVER ONE OF THEM GOT ME SICK IS OFFICIALLY AN OPP. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, KEEP YOURSELF SAFE.)

ughghghghghhghgh i regret doing this but here i am. going into undertow spillway. because clearly i haven't learned my lesson from all the other times i nearly killed myself...

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 THIS JUST IN: HALF THE GOLDEN SQUAD, AND MOST OF THE OTHER HIGHER-UPS OFF DUTY; MORAY IS OUR ONLY HOPE.

I THINK SPLATSVILLE IS DOOMED

ughghghghghhghgh i regret doing this but here i am. going into undertow spillway. because clearly i haven't learned my lesson from all the other times i nearly killed myself...

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻WHATEVER NERD >:Y

🐻 GIRL KISSING UPDATE: I CAUGHT MONOTHEISM OR WHATEVER :/

UGH, THIS IS THE WORST TIME FOR ME TO GET SICK; BIG RUN IS THIS EFFING WEEKEND AND I'M GONNA MISS IT </333333333333333333

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 GIRL KISSING UPDATE: I CAUGHT MONOTHEISM OR WHATEVER :/

UGH, THIS IS THE WORST TIME FOR ME TO GET SICK; BIG RUN IS THIS EFFING WEEKEND AND I'M GONNA MISS IT </333333333333333333

[the-cubby-crew]

🐻 ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL FISH

LOCK THE EFF IN, EVERYBODY

[the-cubby-crew]

You got that t-girl lesbian rizz <3

🐻 I AM BISEXUAL ACTUALLY (UNFURTUNATELY, HATING MEN DOES NOT BAR ME FROM ALSO LIKING THEM) BUT THANK YOU. IF YOU ARE A GIRL LOOKING TO BE KISSED, PLEASE STEP IN LINE! <3

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🐻 BUMPING THIS JUST SO I CAN BRING THE GOAL UP TO 69 GIRL KISSES FOR THE BIT (I AM INCLUDING REACTIONS)

🐻 "GRIZZCO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ITS QUEER EMPLOYEES" WRONG. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE CISHET ONES EITHER.

BUT I PERSONALLY CARE. FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF JUNE, I WILL KISS ONE (1) GIRL FOR EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS