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A ‘Windows updating’ screen saver must be a great way to avoid work.
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Foxes are cat software running on dog hardware.
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Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% various bodily fluids.
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Our second post in the row.
Let's try another Would You Rather.
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Walk in on your parents having sex twice, the second time doing one of your bigger kinks. You have them in your sight for a full 5 seconds each time AND they don't realize you are there till the 5 seconds is over.
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Walk in on your parents cheating, of them once. But for this one, each of them are doing your 2 biggest turn offs.
Please let me know which you would choose.
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The first post shall be a Would You Rather!
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Be forced to kiss anything you make eye contact with, with no possible way to resist the urge and you may not do anything untill you have completed said kiss, for the rest of your life. You may not blind yourself by any means, but with each day you have a 1% chance of becoming blind in some way.
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Go in the Cleveland Zoo and toss the salad of each and every animal in there, for atleast a total time of 15 seconds for each animal?
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