the-dark-jester

[the-dark-jester]

Dolu Aol Zdhssvdz Ovtldhyk Msf

Dolu aol zdhssvdz ovtldhyk msf,

Dolu aol yvzlz zjhaaly'k spl,

Dolu myvt ulpaoly opss uvy khsl,

Johuaz aol zpsc'yf upnoapunhsl,

Pu aolzl dvykz tf isllkpun olhya,

Dvbsk av aoll paz nyplm ptwhya.

Dolu P aobz aof pthnl svzl,

Jhu P, ho! jhu P l'ly ruvd ylwvzl.

Dolu aol dopal zdhu zvbaodhyk yvclz,

Av zllr ha uvvu aol vyhunl nyvclz,

Dolu aol ylk apuaz vm aol dlza,

Wyvcl aol zbu pz nvul av ylza,

Pu aolzl dvykz tf isllkpun olhya,

Dvbsk av aoll paz nyplm ptwhya.

Dolu P aobz aof pthnl svzl,

Jhu P, ho! jhu P l'ly ruvd ylwvzl.

Tf wvvy olhya, dof kv fvb jyf,

Vujl hszv fvb pu wlhjl dpss spl!

Hss aopunz vu aopz lhyao tbza kpl;

Dpss aolu dl tlla, fvb huk P?

Tf olhya hzrz dpao ivkpun whpu

Dpss mhpao qvpu bz vujl hnhpu?

Tf olhya hzrz dpao ivkpun whpu

Dpss mhpao qvpu bz vujl h nhpu?

Hmaly avkhf'z ipaaly whyapun whpu.

@the-dark-jester Can't believe you have internet there. How do you even have access to it?

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Literally yes

Is @the-werewolf-detective a poor little meow meow?

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Democracy.

Is @the-werewolf-detective a poor little meow meow?

[the-dark-jester]

Yes, you are shit, rotting in a four thousand metric ton pile of shit and corpses, and your scent is still so distinctively awful that you can be recognized from three miles away by stench alone.

My newest scrunkly just fucking turned into a blood-moon werewolf and got told to SIT and he DID I'm fucking desperately hoping he survives this crazy shit, I mean he got himself into that mess but who cares he's my scrinkle.

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In fact, you are just like Phoenix Arizona, you're just terrible, you're a mess I can't take my eyes off of.

My newest scrunkly just fucking turned into a blood-moon werewolf and got told to SIT and he DID I'm fucking desperately hoping he survives this crazy shit, I mean he got himself into that mess but who cares he's my scrinkle.

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Send whichever one is less ugly back to the coop MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY

WOAH HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH MY SCRUNKLE HES SO FUCKING STUPID I NEED HIS DNA AAAAAAAA

[the-dark-jester]

Is @the-werewolf-detective a poor little meow meow?

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You don't remember anything in blood moon form you stupid fucking assumptive piece of patronizing half-coherent mostly-drunk garbage burning in a ditch at the side of a highway interstate in Phoenix Arizona.

My newest scrunkly just fucking turned into a blood-moon werewolf and got told to SIT and he DID I'm fucking desperately hoping he survives this crazy shit, I mean he got himself into that mess but who cares he's my scrinkle.

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Stop being mean:(( HEY HEY EVERYONE HOW DO YOU TELL FELIX CARTER FROM A SPIT ROASTED CHICKEN WHO IS ONLY HALF DEAD?

WOAH HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH MY SCRUNKLE HES SO FUCKING STUPID I NEED HIS DNA AAAAAAAA

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Oh don't bring up that shitstain. You're a wet cat of a human, a real scurrier lurking rat type of person, just accept that you're a poor little meow meow:3

Holy shit my scrunkly boi sold his soul he's such a poor little meow meow.

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No, cuz it was for a selfish reason. You know, like how you're selfish even though you gave a demon your soul:)

WOAH HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH MY SCRUNKLE HES SO FUCKING STUPID I NEED HIS DNA AAAAAAAA

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You hear it a lot, cuz you're a poor little meow meow, silly:3

Holy shit my scrunkly boi sold his soul he's such a poor little meow meow.

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No I was doing myself a favor! I'm riebeckkna'thoth! KING OF CHAOS AND QUEEN OF CALAMITY, I HAVE NEVER DONE A CHARITABLE THING IN MY LIFE!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHA

WOAH HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH MY SCRUNKLE HES SO FUCKING STUPID I NEED HIS DNA AAAAAAAA

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BECAUSE I SWORE I WOULDN'T REACH OUT BUT I DONT HAVE MANY OTHER PEOPLE TO WATCH RN AND YOU ALMOST DIED.

WOAH HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH MY SCRUNKLE HES SO FUCKING STUPID I NEED HIS DNA AAAAAAAA

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Yes you are! You're pathetic! And it's all your fault! Everything wrong with you is your fault !:)

Holy shit my scrunkly boi sold his soul he's such a poor little meow meow.

[the-dark-jester]

WOAH HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH MY SCRUNKLE HES SO FUCKING STUPID I NEED HIS DNA AAAAAAAA