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Pictured: Hermaeus Mora blinking.

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“The Greybeards stay away from me, and I stay away from them. Suits me just fine.”

–Temba Wide-Arm

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Breaking News: This hermit crab found a starfish.

We will keep you updated as this story develops.

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The hermit crab is now in peril.

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what does it mean when a guy says he wants to blow the meat off you

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how did you get serana to fuck vyrthur up like that??

So I’m kind of about to expose myself.

When I recorded the stuff for these gifs (about a year ago), I was still running Skyrim on the XboxOne, which is fairly limited in terms of capability.

Anyways, to make a long story short, that isn’t Serana in the gifs. It’s me, dressed as Serana, wearing a cheat ring that gave me an ungodly amount of unarmed damage. The real Serana was off to the side, shooting ice spikes and yelling “die!”

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Hello, Todd, looks like you’re awake. You have built yourself a reputation of disappointing your fans and frustrating your employees with an outdated engine. Let’s play a game; one I’m sure, you’re quite familiar with. Before you is the source code for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Almost all of the bugs expertly ironed out by what loyal fans you have left. There are five bugs left in the game, representing the five different, near-identical versions of the game. Each bug contains a number in the code that is part of the combination used to unlock the chains binding your wrists. For each time the game crashes, a bar in the ceiling above your head will slide away revealing a crate filled with unsold copies of Skyrim: Legendary Edition for the Xbox 360. Once there is no longer any supports, the crate will come crashing down, and Skyrim will be “released” upon its final platform: your broken body.

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“He’s the representative of the People, legally, physically, and emotionally. When they’re healthy, so is he. When they’re mostly female, so is he. When they cry for food or trade or an absence of foreign interference, he feels it too, and makes laws accordingly. In a way, he’s a despot, but he’s the people’s despot.”

–An excerpt from A Dance in Fire describing the Silvenar.

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Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

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ive heard that the dragons invented a "human aspect" shout where they just turn into a guy. disturbing stuff.

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I hear Boethiahs music career is taking off

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Did You Know: Netch leather causes a tingling sensation when worn? This is due to the the remaining nematocysts from the netch’s poisonous flesh. The nematocysts, combined with the unique texture of the leather, causes the wearer to feel energized.

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A new version of Skyrim is releasing for the tenth anniversary and new console generation. It will include new content from the Creation Club. If you have the Special Edition on PS5, the Xbox X | S, or are a Xbox Game Pass subscribers on Xbox Series X|S  you will receive a free upgrade to an enhanced version on 11/11 for your respective console. You will be able to buy an upgrade to receive the content in the anniversary edition if you own the Special Edition or have Xbox Game Pass.

From: https://elderscrolls.bethesda.net/en/article/REybYU3Gy2InVlHmus4UC/skyrim-10th-anniversary-fan-celebration

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YOUR HANDS, MOTHERFUCKER

WHERE ARE THEY