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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

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“𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙣?”

 𝙀𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙙.

“𝙐𝙝…”

Commission for Anjel_Starling inspired by their fic What happens in the Starcourt mall parking lot— 💙🍦 Go read it !!!

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big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

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Some overdue Eddie sketches! I want to also draw some Steddie at some point~

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Steve and Eddie get together post-season four but they’re so unbearably gross together that both Nancy and Robin are like, “We should have let you fuck that old man director at the asylum.”

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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

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Modern AU where Eddie tries to take a picture of a hot guy to send to his friends but the flash goes off in Steve’s face.

Steve gives him a look and, before Eddie can die of embarrassment, is like, “Hey, man.”

Steve says, “That’s like the third time you’ve taken a picture of me. Just ask me for my number.”

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(really casually) damn you're so strong lol your arms are huge bro. what's your split. (with extreme nonchalance) hha dude your hands are so warm too. (shrugging offhandedly) Shit I bet they'd look really good around my neck. Or as a handprint on my ass bro. Or whatever. Just saying man

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Hopper comes back from Russia and immediately and unwillingly gets adopted into whatever the hell Steve and Robin have going on because - “Well, you were tortured by Russians, right? Welcome to the club.”

“Why is there a club?” Hopper asks, saddled with two morons that won’t leave him alone. “What do you mean by torture? What happened to you?”

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when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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Stop just asking "is it normal?" and start asking "is it harming anyone?" Lots of harmful things are normalized in this society and lots of things considered weird or rare are completely harmless. Whether something is considered normal or common shouldn't be the deciding factor in whether it's okay

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Boys are just chewtoys that you can put in your mouth and shake around like ragdolls and it's awesome cuz they squeak too if you bite hard enough

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daily affirmations: at least I'm no longer 14

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man