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Are you fucked off at doing your soul crushing 9-5?

Of course you bloody well are. You're doing shit work for shit pay for a company that doesn't give a toss about you. Half your wages are going on that roof over your head and you know that unless you win the lottery or a relative snuffs it, you're never gonna own a house.

Get an education and better yourself, some might say. Well sure, a lot of people are. Three years of hard graft to learn about something so you can contribute to our society - and you'll come out of it with forty grand of debt for your trouble. Plus interest. Oh, and then there's only a 50/50 chance you'll end up with a decent job afterwards. Don't expect to retire until you're 80, by the way.

And to top it off, the people who came before you have managed to fuck things so badly that the very planet we live on is beginning to die.

Oh yeah, and you're an entitled "millennial". You don't know how good you've got it.

I say bun this hand we've been dealt. We are worth more than that. We deserve to be fed and clothed and housed without breaking our backs forty hours a week until we die. We deserve a decent education and opportunities to improve ourselves. We deserve to live on a planet which isn't collapsing. Don't let anyone, whether it's that opinionated red nosed balding old man who sits in the same seat with same pint all day at Wetherspoons, or your parents or the media, tell you that you're worth less than that. That should be the bare minimum.

Put your middle finger up to this system and don't be ashamed of it. It's broken, and you are worth more than this.

People need good work and there are a lot of jobs that need doing. We need millions more houses building, we need more doctors and nurses and teachers, we need to rip out our dirty old power plants and replace them with clean solar panels and wind turbines. We have 10 million refugees on our borders who need housing and educating and saving from the evil war which has ruined their lives.

If we can't do these things because "we don't have the money", then the system doesn't work. Money is a human invention and the point of it is to make sure that people who need work do the jobs we need done. We have people who need work. We have jobs to be done. But the system isn't facilitating that.

We need to rip it out and start afresh. Do not settle for less.

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Welcome to the DCC candy shop!

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can I jusT POINT OUT THE KID IN THE BACK WHO BLATANTLY DIRECTS HIS EYES TO MACS CROTCH

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The greatest video ever made...

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In case your bowling skills are bad like mine, you can distract everyone with the shoes!

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if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

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WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

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MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT