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indie sleaze will never come back because everyone has an iphone and drugs aren’t cool anymore and neither are cigarettes and neither is anorexia and everyone uses at least 3-5 different social medias daily and none of them are facebook or myspace

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Where did this notion platonic relationships are like intellectually superior and more complex than romantic relationships bc I'm tired of hearing about it

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As much as I love seeing characters I love coming back in reboots and revivals, did we really need a Moana 2 or a Toy Story 5? At some point, I think fictional worlds reach a place where they could be considered "complete". Even if there's more that could be told after the curtain falls, everything ends at a good place. Fandom can fill in the blanks and continue the legacy.

We don't need 73 movies, each less inspired than the next, to tell us who Woody's eightieth kid is. We need a million-word-long fanfic with five subplots, scattered grammatical errors, a linked Spotify playlist to play at key moments, and enough heart to fill the Pacific Ocean.

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good morning subjects i implore you to read my updated pinned post

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honest to god hand over my heart on my life i just scrolled the discourse tag to get my gimmick blog started but the concept of me creating a blog just to hazbin hotel discourse while cosplaying as emperor caligula is so funny i don't even know what to say about it holy shit

Briefly browsed the anti hazbin hotel tag. Never again. Oh my fucking god. I’ve managed to avoid 99% of the drama in every fandom I’ve ever been in, mostly by keeping my head down and not getting involved, and I’m not about to start now.

Just. Wow. What are they smoking over there? I’ll have what they’re having, it must be pretty fucking strong.

And what is it with them and the shitty Pinterest takes? Istg if I see one more I’m breaking out an EXTENSIVE analysis on them.

The fact that a lot of those takes are just insulting Alastor’s appearance? Wow. Real fucking mature. Yeah, let’s all make fun of his horrible haircut. Let’s all ignore the trichotillomania in the finale. Let’s make fun of how he’s dressed in a lot of red. It’s not like he might be partially colorblind or anything.

Like, congratulations, guys. Starting a fandom war because you thought the pilot was God’s holiest shit and you think the show is dung in comparison? Great. Just great. Did you ever consider that you’re the ones obsessing over how ‘bad’ it is? That you’re the ones obsessed with the appearance of a *checks notes* roleplaying edgelord that says fuck too much, has an unredeemable haircut, and isn’t scary at all because *checks notes again* we can sort of tell what he’s feeling now?

I haven’t seen this level of hatred since the good ol’ 2024 resurgence of Zutara vs Kataang. And at least they could talk it out like adults. But no, let’s bring out the Pinterest takes.

I can’t believe I, a fucking teenager, have to say this, but stop being so immaturely vitriolic towards people you don’t know because they like a show.

There. I’m done. But if I see it again, prepare for a much longer scolding. I haven’t busted out the big guns since my old anime fandom days, but I’ve only gotten better at arguing. I’m a stubborn little bitch. I sink my claws in, I’m not letting go until there’s nothing left to argue with.

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aesthetic disclaimer: i am not a RETVRN chud i am a normal guy referencing the practice of gladiator fights in ancient rome for a bit. i am transgender, pro palestine and jewish so i hope this clears up any red flags going off in your head cause if i saw a blog with this theme and no explanation i'd be suspicious as shit too!

send discourse posts but i ask you adhere to a few rules

1. when sending posts, please don't send discourse relating to stuff like racism, intercommunity trans issues, or any of the multiple genocides happening right now. that's just exceedingly poor taste.

2. related to the first issue, please don't send posts by right wingers for me to dunk on. i don't want to give people like that even the option of the 👍, that's not helpful and it's a big sign on my back that says "send me gore". seriously, please do not send me shit that's not petty fandom drama.

3. i will take down any post that is asked of me. i may ask a few questions to clarify what happened so i know for future reference but i will not be combative and you will not be judged. the intent here is not to harass anyone and if it becomes clear that people are using this blog to do that i'm shutting it all down. this is fun and lighthearted, let's keep it that way please.

4. if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything on OP's post. har har about it in private. i will be blocking anybody who can't follow this one.

5. i'd really appreciate it if posts by people younger than 14 were kept out of my inbox. i know not everyone has their age in their bio but i don't wish to serve as an archive for somebody's awkward teenage discoursing and i think it's low hanging fruit to highlight people hardly out of middle school for having guache fandom arguments.

6. have fun and be yourself 🫵

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Briefly browsed the anti hazbin hotel tag. Never again. Oh my fucking god. I’ve managed to avoid 99% of the drama in every fandom I’ve ever been in, mostly by keeping my head down and not getting involved, and I’m not about to start now.

Just. Wow. What are they smoking over there? I’ll have what they’re having, it must be pretty fucking strong.

And what is it with them and the shitty Pinterest takes? Istg if I see one more I’m breaking out an EXTENSIVE analysis on them.

The fact that a lot of those takes are just insulting Alastor’s appearance? Wow. Real fucking mature. Yeah, let’s all make fun of his horrible haircut. Let’s all ignore the trichotillomania in the finale. Let’s make fun of how he’s dressed in a lot of red. It’s not like he might be partially colorblind or anything.

Like, congratulations, guys. Starting a fandom war because you thought the pilot was God’s holiest shit and you think the show is dung in comparison? Great. Just great. Did you ever consider that you’re the ones obsessing over how ‘bad’ it is? That you’re the ones obsessed with the appearance of a *checks notes* roleplaying edgelord that says fuck too much, has an unredeemable haircut, and isn’t scary at all because *checks notes again* we can sort of tell what he’s feeling now?

I haven’t seen this level of hatred since the good ol’ 2024 resurgence of Zutara vs Kataang. And at least they could talk it out like adults. But no, let’s bring out the Pinterest takes.

I can’t believe I, a fucking teenager, have to say this, but stop being so immaturely vitriolic towards people you don’t know because they like a show.

There. I’m done. But if I see it again, prepare for a much longer scolding. I haven’t busted out the big guns since my old anime fandom days, but I’ve only gotten better at arguing. I’m a stubborn little bitch. I sink my claws in, I’m not letting go until there’s nothing left to argue with.