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The End Times
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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just practicin
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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highly recommend the anarchychess subreddit especially lately
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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tested The Director on this and... yeah.
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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If you’re into solitude, becoming a cave hermit isn’t actually a great idea, because going to hermits for advice isn’t just a fictional trope – it’s a thing that people actually do.
Becoming a cave hermit is, however, a great way to ensure that you only interact with the sort of people who go to cave hermits for advice.
Whether that’s a pro or a con really depends on you.
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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Noah: you know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles
Iris: seize the day, seize the night, what’s that last one?
Adrean, sighing: seize the dick
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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[Movie Night]
Noah: They're all trashed.
Ember: Yeah, below frame they're all having sex.
Noah: He's getting penetrated by her.
Felix: He's getting pegged?
[Silence]
Maia, looking directly at Adrean: He knows what pegging is!
Adrean: I'm not apologizing for not knowing what pegging is!
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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Maia: WHO DRANK MY BOBA WHEN I FIND OUT-
Felix: it was me.
Maia:
Maia: Fine, I’ll let it slide.
Felix: Thanks
[Later]
Felix: You're lucky that I was in a good mood today.
Ember, in tears: It was unlabeled!
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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Noah: When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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Noah: You're being awfully silent today.
Maia: Well, nobody plans a murder out loud.
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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Noah: Oh baby, seasons change but people don't and I always am waiting in the background, I'm boring but overcompensate with headlines and -
Felix: No, I can wait. It's not that big of a thing.
Noah: You're in my bathroom! Just...say it.
Felix: I need help cleaning my knives
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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Felix: If anyone needs blood, I’m a willing donor!
Adrean: Is it your blood?
Maia: Manager! You can't just ask people that!
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the-end-times-are-here · 4 years ago
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every iconic fictional trio consists of a “be gay do crimes” idiot, a prodigy with an unexisting sleeping schedule and someone who hates life but wholeheartedly believes in the power of love. they’re all kinda intelligent on their own but when they’re together their braincell count drops to 0.
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the-end-times-are-here · 5 years ago
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Felix: Happy birthday, shortie.
Ember: What?
Maia: Yeah, happy birthday!
Ember: But it’s not my birthday??
Iris: Your birthday’s January 2nd, right?
Ember: Yes?
Noah:
Noah: Ember, what’s the date today?
Ember: Sometime in April?
Everyone:
Noah: Dude, no—
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the-end-times-are-here · 5 years ago
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Noah: I hope I get run over.
Maia: Awww! come on, It’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!
Noah:
Noah: I hope I get run over by a reindeer.
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the-end-times-are-here · 5 years ago
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Felix: It’s almost time to switch from my regular old everyday knives to my fancy Christmas knives.
Ember: There’s a difference?
Felix: Yeah, the Christmas ones light up.
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the-end-times-are-here · 5 years ago
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Maia: Are you drunk?
Noah: On the Spirit of Christmas!
Noah: It's the cheap high-proof Brandy I found. I hope it's not seasonal.
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the-end-times-are-here · 5 years ago
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[On Chat]
Ember: Alright guys, yeah, let’s do our own Christmas Carol reenactment
Noah: Ah I hate people but I love money
Ember: I’m just a really good worker and want some time off for the holidays
Noah: Fuck your nipples fuck all of you
Maia: I’m a drunk town person. Give me money bitch
Felix: Yo I’m the future man. Don’t be a dick.
Maia: I’m Kermit the Frog from the muppets version. I hate Christmas.
Ember: We’ve got a Grinch McScrooge here.
Noah: Yeah, it’s me.
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