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when a cute boy touch u on accident

when a cute boy touch u on purpose

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My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
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Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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Please state your name, rank, and intention.
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the nintendo ambulance is being rushed to your house, wiiu wiiu wiiu
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Aww that’s so- Oh hey shes getting olde- Hey wait… No… NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my neighbor eren
idk it sounded cute in my head aah o(´^`)o
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