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"Below Deck" Drinking Game

LEVEL: Tipsy

DRINK WHEN:

Kat is shown drinking

Anyone talks shit about Adrienne

Anyone smokes a cigarette

CJ takes his shirt off

Ben cooks a dish he’s never made before

Dave mentions Trevor

Sam cracks a joke

Ben is cocky

A guest asks for something ridiculous (i.e. a wedding)

Adrienne cries (drink twice)

FINISH YOUR DRINK WHEN: The crew gets a tip over 10%, or if Lee parties with the crew

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"Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles" Drinking Game

LEVEL: DRUNK.

DRINK WHEN:

A client tries to oversell the property

A client refuses to take an offer

A client is FUCKING CRAZY

Heather is mentioned

Heather dresses like a slut (drink twice)

Josh Altman and Madison fight

Josh Flagg is wearing glasses

The property has 5+ baths or 4+ bedrooms

Josh Altman acts like a douchebag

Josh Flagg talks about Edith

Josh Flagg is especially fabulous

A realtor holds a particularly lavish open house

There is a close-up of a dog

Madison hates on little dogs

FINISH YOUR DRINK WHEN: Any realtor makes a deal over $10,000,000

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Kyle and I right meow

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MySpace pic with the lantern that fell into the backyard and freaked us all out.

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Guests in our house get the V.I.P. treatment.

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You know Erin and I just saw a random open door in our house and searched the house with knives in our hands and 911 dialed.

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Real-time Roommate: Erin

Hi, this is my first post. I'm Erin, I'm 19 but I'll be 20 in October. October 5th. Accepting gifts, cash only.

Mood: In Limbo

I don't know how to feel, so my only real option is to not feel. But then I feel happy that I'm not sad and don't care...paradox??

I don't know what that meant either.

Xoxo erin

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Tuesday night

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Real-Time-Roomate: Emily

My roommates are amazing. But the day they can stay up later than me while also drinking as much as me is the day hell freezes over.