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That's Doc Seismic.

Daughter Of The Emperor

by Ivana Abbate

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Hi. I noticed my mongolian post made it's rounds on twitter and now people are following me here.

I'll try and be a funny man here as well, I guess.

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They take turns

i fixed it 😌

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"Good fucking lord" works in any setting.

the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"

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That’s a really uncomfortable way to play, the set comes with foot pedals for speed and breaks.

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Minky Momo gets fucking smeared by a toy truck.

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Just a question do you approve of Book burning in general or just books you deem problematic? What about books you do approve of, is it ok in your eyes to burn these books even if you see nothing wrong with them? And what would you do with people who write problematic material. Censorship, prison what will that lead to? What if someone suggests that the next step should be tossing the problematic authors in the fire right alongside their books would you still approve?

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DKoK, lmao

Thought of the Day: Mercy is a sign of weakness.

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More art of my wife, please.

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Me bring gorilla banana. Gorilla me friend.

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Remember that part where the dude saw the bodies hanging from the ceiling and went in anyway?

Blade will turn up to a party but point blank refuse to have fun.

I can respect that.

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Battletech Clans

Space Marine Chapters be like:

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those are the same guys, dummy

wizard council can suck my knob I’m joining up with the spellsword guild

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I’ll die on this hill, homie.

Magical Girl is a gender neutral term/title by the way. Like girlboss, if so inclined we can all embrace our inner magical girl.

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Very false

The male version is “Tokusatsu"

Magical Girl is a gender neutral term/title by the way. Like girlboss, if so inclined we can all embrace our inner magical girl.

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Download the audiobook version and then read a long.

If you have trouble reading books, here’s some advice.

Get yourself a cheap mp3 player, like £10 or something. Put a bunch of music on it, instrumental only. No lyrics or narration, not even in another language or fake language, your brain will still recognise it as words. Preferably some calm music rather than something like metal but it’s upto you. Now grab your book or e-reader and mp3 player, relocate to another room of the house, leave your laptop and phone behind so they won’t distract you. Put your ear buds or headphones on and start reading.

Now you won’t be distracted by social media and instant messaging apps, and the music will help block out noises and such.

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The conquistadoring part.