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musical theater

I GOT DANNY REED IN HOLIDAY INN

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In Lieu of the Recent removal of desegragation laws in lousiana, TW politics

Im really tired of waking up to a new removal of my rights

I cant believe my future could include missing out on hangouts bc the place we're going to might not allow POCs, or LGBTQIA+

im Black and LGBTQIA+. i have BIPOC friends. and hispanic friends, and LGBTQIA+ friends. im terrified to wake up and see that more people are getting deported, to see that the education system is being dismantled, to see that hate speech and racism, and all those vile, awful, harmful things are infecting a country that was supposed to mean new beginnings and freedom for all.

People that immigrated here and PRAYED that this was a safer place for their children are getting sent back to danger, or even unfamiliar countries.

All while the goverment sits and watches the fear fester and build in a world that they've decided is below them because this disgusting decisions will never personally affect them.

im so sick of crying because im fucking terrified for my own safety and the safety of those closest to me.

Even if you think you're not in danger, at this point, you probably are.

and honestly?

I don't even know what to do about it.

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happy mothers day to all my moms out there

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when you say huh after someone says something 50% of the time its cause you didn't understand and the other 50% is too fuck with people

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

EDIT: Fair warning this post is cursed and predictions are 7/10 times correct, play at own risk

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what are your opinions on mew

fav Pokémon oat. unfortunately cards for him are wicked expensive.

fav card of mew that i own

or this one

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comic

garf comics i just found

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im matzo ball and @remyrockstheworld is french onion

Hey everyone!! I just wanted to thank you all for participating in my soupcore month of soups last month! It was a pleasure answering all of your soup questions. I unfortunately wasn’t able to get to all of them, so sorry! They were all wonderful though and it means so much that you participated.

Here are all of the soup rats in their glory!! People have asked about stickers and prints. Because of tariffs I’m holding off on stickers for now but you can get prints on my inprnt. I ordered copies for myself to test the quality and I am quite pleased! Thanks again! This project was a ton of work but I’m so happy the soup rats now exist in the world 💖🥫🐀

Prints✨

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tapdancing

just learned how to do wings

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garfers together strong

intro

what's up garfers, garfets, and garfs. its me the garf. I am a MINIOR who uses he/they. I'm happily taken by @remyrockstheworld. I am AUTISTIC about Pokémon, Marvel, Cars, Legos, Theater, Star wars, and Garfield. Get ready for some fresh yummy slop.

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can i bite you

pwetty please

sure

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go ahead

tell the good people of tumblr about gambit

hes very cool

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tcg deck

rate the tcg live deck

Pokémon: 15 1 Lillie's Clefairy ex JTG 184 1 Munkidori SFA 72 1 Bloodmoon Ursaluna ex PRE 168 2 Drakloak PRE 72 PH 1 Fezandipiti ex SFA 92 3 Dragapult ex PRE 165 2 Xatu PAR 72 1 Duskull SFA 68 1 Dreepy PRE 71 PH 1 Drakloak PRE 72 1 Budew PRE 4 PH 1 Dusclops SFA 69 2 Dreepy PRE 71 PH 2 Natu PAR 71 1 Dusknoir SFA 70

Trainer: 21 1 Counter Catcher PAR 160 1 Crispin SCR 164 3 Iono PAL 254 1 Crispin PRE 105 PH 1 Super Rod PAL 276 1 Rare Candy SVI 256 1 Pal Pad SVI 182 1 Night Stretcher SFA 61 PH 1 Arven PAF 235 1 Switch MEW 206 1 Rescue Board PRE 126 PH 1 Night Stretcher SSP 251 1 Nest Ball SUM 158 2 Arven SVI 166 2 Nest Ball SVI 181 PH 1 Technical Machine: Evolution PAR 178 1 Earthen Vessel PRE 106 PH 3 Buddy-Buddy Poffin TEF 144 3 Ultra Ball SVI 196 1 Sparkling Crystal SCR 142 2 Rare Candy SVI 191

Energy: 3 4 Basic {P} Energy Energy 13 4 Basic {R} Energy Energy 10 1 Basic {D} Energy EVO 97

Total Cards: 60

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my order is

ham

turkey

chicken

munster

lettuce

pickles

olives

roasted red peps

italian dressing or mayo

IM SO HUNGRY FUCK

Ok

So my school has two lunch waves (AB schedule), and today im in the second one

the issue is i do not eat breakfast and i have 4 95 minute classes a day.

the issue issue is that i have second lunch wave today

my class is over at 12:25

thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

and and and

im congested so i like...cant have cheese.

My school has either FUCKASS hot lunch, including but not limited to

oddly moist chicken tenders

yucky pizza with oddly gritty cheese and whole wheat pizza dough

s a l a d

nachos (the "nachos" in question are 15 circular tostitos and a dipping container of just about tasteless tostitos nacho cheese)

oddly moist chicken sandwiches on whole wheat buns

oddly DAMP burgers with shitty cheddar, 1-2 pieces of VERY THIN subpar lean fat bacon on whole wheat bread that sticks to the burger patty bc the patty is wet (i dont really like bread so this is irritating bc i cant fully disassemble it)

the most fuck ass quesadilla that was genuinely so bad i think it could deport a puerto rican (PR is in the US, we all know that right)

surprisingly good chicken wings (EXCEPT THEY APPEAR ON WHAT IS EERILY SIMILAR TO THE PRE DEATH TECHNOBLADE UPLOAD SCHEDULE)

Or you can eat at the sandwich bar (we are the only school in the district with one, because we're the magnet)

so guess im sandwich barring it

copy my sammy if you want

we can eat miserably together <3

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Opinions on jovial merry ment

and who's your fav horse

JOVIAL MERRIMENT IS A DOSING ASSHOLE WHO CHEATS THERE WAY TO WINNING. However comely material morning is a queer icon who should be celebrated across the nation.

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tuff

ts tuff?

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What are your opinions about scott summers

scott summers is one of the most underutilized characters in all of x-men. he is a badass polyamourous leader who killed an ENTIRE sentinel by himself while quoting "i want this thing off my lawn" (astonishing xmen v.2 #8). the loser we got in the movies is no where near his pure AURA and swagger that he represents.

tldr: hes pretty sick ngl