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yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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mad respect for our men in stem (sewing, tidying up, errand running, making dinner)

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bro she’ll text you back in a minute she’s just naming 5 things she can see, 4 things she can feel, 3 things she can hear, 2 things she can smell, and 1 thing she can taste

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tumblr should remove the sign up and delete account buttons. no one gets in, no one gets out

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someone who loves you just told a sweet story about you. someone else just saw your favorite food in the store and almost bought it even though you’re far away. someone walked past your house and thought the garden looked nice. you are never as alone as you feel

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No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

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slept in today, what’d I miss?

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“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal” “ok but get this: im a rich white person"  “oh sorry about that sir" 

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I just want a girl I can wake up early for and make us breakfast in bed~

Soft-lesbian-thoughts

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what a fine night to remember that nonbinary people are valid no matter how they present.

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2 any bisexuals that need to hear this tonight; you are stupid, you are slutty, you are sexy, you are valid

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I can only vibe with whores