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Like... Do I even need to say it
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In a modern AU Meliodas 100% tries to preheat a microwave, much to Ban's horror
#foil also goes in the microwave#< prev tags#NO thats how the first boar hat got 'mysteriously' burnt down😔
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Ban then has to restrain himself from commiting murder when he catches Meliodas trying to cook pasta in a kettle because "it's boiling water, but faster, duh"
In a modern AU Meliodas 100% tries to preheat a microwave, much to Ban's horror
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In a modern AU Meliodas 100% tries to preheat a microwave, much to Ban's horror
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Fuck a valentines day it's Bans birthday🙏🙏😌
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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?
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Now why is it always the shitposts that blow up 😔
-Upon finding out about Meliodas and Elizabeth's relationship-
Demon King: ... Meliodas.
Demon King:
Demon King, pinching his nose: When I said "fuck the Goddesses", this isn't quite what I had in mind...
#i promise i make good content sometimes guys#me when i lie#i really don't#seven deadly sins#meliodas#sds#nnt#nanatsu no taizai#melizabeth
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"If I leave a scar that never goes away, I'll be your friend for life"
Oh.
So like.
EXACTLY LIKE MELIODAS AND BAN? AWAEKABDKAGDKAJD MY HEART
So Tristan did scar Chion it just wasn’t in the way we thought it was to save him ❤️🥺
That’s so cute
#ITS SO CUTE#IM GONNA EXPLODE#HE'S LIKE HIS PAPA#nanatsu no taizai#seven deadly sins#nnt manga#nnt#sds#tristan#chion#mokushiroku no yonkishi#four knights of the apocalypse#meliodas#ban
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Ban: You know, Captain, for the so-called Sin of Wrath, I don't think I've ever seen you properly angry. Diane: Yeah, you're like one of the calmest people I've ever known. Even during fights, you're very put together. Meliodas: Meliodas: What are you talking about? I'm angry all the time. Everyone: Ban: ...you are? Meliodas, with the most cheerful smile ever: Oh yeah, completely. Every second of every day. Everyone: Meliodas, gently braiding Elizabeth's hair: I am constantly filled with unimaginable amounts of rage. Just overflowing with the rawest, bone-twisting levels of wrath you've ever seen. Everyone: Meliodas, probably weaving a flower crown or something: Like, if you could physically see it, you'd be concerned at the amount of untapped primal rage inside of me. It's almost difficult to control. I struggle to tamper it down every single day. I constantly want to sink my teeth into the neck of something and shake it until it dies. I'm so fucking angry. Everyone: Everyone: Ban: ...am I in danger?
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Okay I have a kind of long Demon headcannon so bear with me here:
Demons have a purpose in society. Actually, most races do. Fairies tend to keep the balance of nature, along with Giants. The goddess clan exist to serve a sort of "leadership" purpose, giving a sense of order and direction amongst overworld races. Demons, well... They keep the balance of magic throughout the realms.
How? Well, by eating souls. Hear me out- we know that souls have the ability to reincarnate in the seven deadly sins universe, but I'm headcannoning that the souls of people who have lived a good life get to reincarnate, and those who haven't, the souls of bad people, are just kind of there. Not able to reincarnate.
The souls that remain in this world tend to slowly sap away at magical energy from the surrounding area, their only 'life' force. Demons have a high concentration of dark magic sustaining their biology, so souls provide great nutrients for them. During the time demons were sealed away, the humans magical powers grew significantly weaker (I think this is cannon but I could be wrong?)
Now, why the humans specifically? Well, because they have the shortest lifespans. More humans died during those 3000 years than any other race, causing an backlog of souls in the atmosphere in their realm which sapped away at magical energy, leaving the human realm almost desolate. Because demons weren't around to prevent that.
I think this could also give a more ethical reason as to why demons eat souls and why they're able to do that in the first place, and I found the concept quite interesting, but what do you guys think?
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So... Why is Libra out for blood these days? I hope you know you're paying for my therapy 😭
#ALL THESE DEMON BROS EDITS#THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN TAKE#/lh of course#libra#seven deadly sins#meliodas#sds#nnt#nanatsu no taizai#zeldris#demon bros
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I LOVE ALL YOU WRITERS <333 can't wait to get my ao3 account (≡^∇^≡)

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Has he always had such majestic eyelashes?

ZELDRIS’S BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO WEEKS YIPPEE
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so my friend told me about this COMPLETLY random headcanon and we kinda made a whole ass idea out of it.
So in one Episode of the 7ds ( at least in our translation) melascula was being called “ mela” by meliodas while the two of them were alone in that cocoon thingy, also appearing really close overall or let’s just say acquainted.
We got told multiple times that Meliodas was being the cruel and ruthless leader of the 10 Commandments . The fandom kinda made up the idea of him having a lot of concubines/being a man whore during that time so what if Melascula and him having kinda had a thing during his time back then? This will also explain of her raging hatred for Elizabeth even though we can also say that it’s just because she’s a goddess but still that headcanon is just so interesting HELPP.
LMAO not Mel being a man whore😭 in all likliness I think the Demon King would forbid that kind of behavior because it's a "distraction" but I like that head cannon so I'm gonna ignore that-
Melascula being an angry ex actually seems in character for her icl, imagine she was so angry (and hurt) because Meliodas never really loved her in the way she wanted- no matter what she did, it just didn't seem like he was capable of being a warm hearted, loving person. And then Elizabeth comes along, and he changes right before her very eyes.
It wasn't that he couldn't love, it was that she wasn't enough.
#can i raise yall: accidental manwhore#somehow keeps getting bitches by being an emo loser and him just rolling with it#<- prev tags#i mean without the emo stuff this is basically him in cannon#except he doesnt roll with it#so yes i agree with this hc
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Not that important but apps keep showing me ads for grand cross as if I don't already have the game 🤨 ma'am who do you think I am
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so my friend told me about this COMPLETLY random headcanon and we kinda made a whole ass idea out of it.
So in one Episode of the 7ds ( at least in our translation) melascula was being called “ mela” by meliodas while the two of them were alone in that cocoon thingy, also appearing really close overall or let’s just say acquainted.
We got told multiple times that Meliodas was being the cruel and ruthless leader of the 10 Commandments . The fandom kinda made up the idea of him having a lot of concubines/being a man whore during that time so what if Melascula and him having kinda had a thing during his time back then? This will also explain of her raging hatred for Elizabeth even though we can also say that it’s just because she’s a goddess but still that headcanon is just so interesting HELPP.
LMAO not Mel being a man whore😭 in all likliness I think the Demon King would forbid that kind of behavior because it's a "distraction" but I like that head cannon so I'm gonna ignore that-
Melascula being an angry ex actually seems in character for her icl, imagine she was so angry (and hurt) because Meliodas never really loved her in the way she wanted- no matter what she did, it just didn't seem like he was capable of being a warm hearted, loving person. And then Elizabeth comes along, and he changes right before her very eyes.
It wasn't that he couldn't love, it was that she wasn't enough.
#ANGST ALERT WAKE UP#We don't actually talk about melascula enough#melizabeth#melimela#seven deadly sins#meliodas#sds#nnt#nanatsu no taizai#elizabeth#the ten commandments
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