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it is Cookie Clicker's 12TH BIRTHDAY today and as has become tradition i am BAKING COOKIES

this year's theme is unpreparedness. i did Not find the vanilla extract. as a result i've decided to simmer in milk a vanilla bean we had lying around instead (i'm at Opti's house for this. his kitchen is substantially more established) (the other option was infusing the vanilla in vodka for months and i simply do not have that kind of time)

smells so Flippin good

anyway! baking:

some previous years for chocolate chips i tried faffing around with popping bars in a blender which turned out awful and gunky. this time (we're doing classic dark/milk/white) i am simply chopping them with a little knife for lovely results. what was i thinking honestly

i want you

continuing with our unpreparedness theme the kitchen scale was nowhere to be found so i am entirely eyeballing the 30g each lump of dough is supposed to be. not that a little unevenness matters but inequality no matter how small is how man tears at the throat of man

test batch! these turned out thinner and less photogenic than previous years; i was worried the milk may have upset the ingredient balance but i think i just need to chill the dough longer so that's staying in the fridge overnight and i'll be pumping out giant plates of (hopefully nicer-looking) cookies tomorrow. on the plus side these cooled down really fast and also they were delicious. the vanilla milk gambit really worked out i'm very pleased

these guys helped:

thank you for playing Cookie Clicker these 12 years! here's to another 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Poppies, by Ed Perkins.

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wwhagt political opinions do you have on this pressing matter 🎤

Honestly I don't even think we should be saving Shadow Regigigas like I know we solved the ice puzzle and freed it from Snowpoint Temple and everything but it's literally Shadow Regigigas and it's not even regular Regigigas. Like I know we all have to work together to save Shadow Regigigas from its innermost darkness because it can never save itself but it keeps DMing me asking for Vitamins and shit like dude come on

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

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None of us are free until all of us have the right to be ugly and bisexual

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hating the catcher in the rye is actually very understandable. nothing happens and it’s miserable and if the narrative voice annoys you you will not have any fun. but people who shit on it don’t say that they just make up a holden caulfield to get mad at

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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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hey thanks, I heard you uttered my name while I wasn't around thus making me real.

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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guy who’s terrible at sucking dick but he had a bad childhood so you have to grade on a curve because otherwise you’d make him sad and he’s already had a hard enough life