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list of trash aus i need immediately

“hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher” au

“we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not” au

“im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask” au

“we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???” au

“im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au

“i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???” au

“we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know” au

"im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit"au

“its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes” au

“i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party” au

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*kisses da mamma* :O

*mamma kisseis da batboybaby* :O

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Illustration by Gil Elvgren c. 1940s-1950s

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MAJOR CHANGES COMING THIS WAY...

1) I will be downsizing on these blogs significantly. Verses will be removed, and I will do a mass unfollow. This doesn't mean I don't want to roleplay with you, I just need to feel more comfy as that's really, really been lacking lately. 2) Original verse will become the default verse. If you want something else please tell me. 3) All OC blogs are becoming highly selective, and private - meaning I follow back rarely and only roleplay with MUTUALS. This is so I don't get super nervous when writing which has been happening way too often. 4) There will be a hiatus in place for a long time? Idk when I can get all this shit done so /: 5) Some threads will be dropped, but its nothing personal, please, please remember this! If you're keen on continuing our thread, please, please tell me, chances are I do too but am unsure about it. 6) this isn't a thing that's happening but i have a historical rp blog that i've got a ton of muse for and will probably be spending more time there than here c,: 7) I WILL STILL ROLEPLAY WITH OC'S CANONS WHATEVER I'M JUST MAKIN SOME CHANGES TO SETTING AND RULES <3

So u can like unfollow if u want that's all chill I will be spending very little time here and for that I will apologize I'm a sucky roleplay partner but its best if I distance myself from these things.

I think that's it? Send any remaining questions to my personal, I'll be updating my pages with this info when and if I have time.

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♬♪ Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.

I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. ♬♪

            leroy jackson // part time killer // full time dancer // indie oc // 1970’s based                                                         ◤                         ◥                                                             rules. bio. ask.                                                          ◣                         ◢

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How I look when roleplaying normally.

How I look when roleplaying pairings/smut.

How I look when a god mod shows up. 

How I look when I am impatient for a reply.

How I look when a roleplay dies.

How I look when real life people catch me roleplaying.

Random roleplayer meme.

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I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?

Neil Gaiman, A Study in Emerald.  (via assxmilate)

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merry christmas, comrades! and apologies all around for a lack of activity, i’m redoing all my oc’s blogs but i’ll be back soon!

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Wear black & be gold.

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Rapture

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comrades, important psa: there will be big changes on this blog in the next few days but i’ll still be continuing all current threads this one’s just in need of a revamp ;3; EDIT: this is gonna take so much longer impromptu hiatus i'm redoing all three blogs because i can and i'm done w/ tumblr feeling stagnant b y e

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James Dean photographed by Dennis Stock, on his uncle Marcus Winslow’s farm, where he grew up, going through some old books in the loft of the barn. Fairmount, Indiana, 1955.

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comrades, important psa: there will be big changes on this blog in the next few days but i'll still be continuing all current threads this one's just in need of a revamp ;3;

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1st Gen

A Glock 17 Gen 1, the polymer framed pistol that helped Gaston Glock establish one of the most successful firearm companies in the world. Currently all Glocks are on their Gen 4 models, aside from the 17L which still uses the Gen 3 frame. (GRH)