the-guyman

[the-guyman]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

[the-guyman]

What if the beach that makes you old was the pills that make you green

"So i took the pills that make you green" "The pills that do what?" "the pills that make you green" "the pills that make you green?" "Yeah man, the pills that make you green." "Excuse me?" "I got to tell you about these pills." "they made me green." "You have to know that's not possible" "Look at me man. I'm green as hell." "And its cuz i took the pills that make you green."

[the-guyman]

spotify wrapped? why dont you "spot" a woman and "wrap" her in a blanket

[the-guyman]

oh no we got censored

(two cups of coffee in, hands shaking) doyou think allison shds woulddd. like me. sennd post in 3 2

(guardian angel on my shoulder, currently taking the form of 🕳️) We think you should post more pensively, productively, and particularly! Perhaps posting pitchers would provoke politer participation

[the-guyman]

When you delete your entire blog except for the singular post that got one (1) [I] {Uno} ((Un)) [[Eins]] {{一}} ([{Singular}]) Note

[the-guyman]

You know what? *unbizarreifies your jojo*