the-ham-juice
the-ham-juice
You're staring at me again...
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Hammy - 24 - Demi/Bi - Professional Dumbass - herbo
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the-ham-juice · 21 hours ago
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Mythal
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the-ham-juice · 21 hours ago
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if i can find who originally made this triangle i’ll credit them lol
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the-ham-juice · 21 hours ago
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Whatever Shar calls her own, Selûne has equal claim to. They are one and the same. Their power is matched and mirrored.
High-res official art of Selûne and Shar from the upcoming Forgotten Realms books previewed here. No individual artist credit seems to be available yet.
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the-ham-juice · 9 days ago
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This audio was made for Trespasser I'm sorry
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the-ham-juice · 28 days ago
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And there’s no room among your gods for one more?
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the-ham-juice · 2 months ago
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Solas had to kill Felassan because Felassan would have heard that a man named Solas joined the Inquisition and signed up immediately just to follow the Inquisitor around and be like “you know this reminds me of a Dalish legend about Fen’Harel stop me if you’ve heard this one before have I told you about the time Andruil almost tricked him into being her lover for a year” while Solas sweats bullets in the background knowing he can’t interrupt or stop him without looking suspicious as hell
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the-ham-juice · 2 months ago
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My art from this year so far :)
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the-ham-juice · 3 months ago
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the-ham-juice · 3 months ago
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This is my first DA2 playthrough romancing Anders and he has a lethal amount of insane pussy. Zero rizz and zero chill. Rebel without a cat. Incurably a dork. You show the slightest bit of interest and he's ophelia swooning into your arms waxing poetic about the end of the world. He's blonde. He's deranged. He is 100percent right about the mage revolution. His ability tree has skills like VENGEANCE and MARTYR and he has big brown eyes that belong on a baby cow. The DA dev team created a man so wonderfully broken and fumbled him so badly. If you hate Anders I'm going to assume you're fascist. No there is no nuance.
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the-ham-juice · 4 months ago
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With new Oblivion here,
I just want to proudly and publicly declare before the handsome, remastered Martin comes around that I was a Martin simp when he looked 10% better than a sack of potatoes with a mouth
Day 1 Martin lover.
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the-ham-juice · 4 months ago
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"Var lath vir suled-" WRONG!!! DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE 😂 😂 😂 🫵 🫵 🫵 🫵 ⏳ ⏳ ⏳ 🕰️ 🕰️ 😂 😂 🫵 🫵 🫵 🫵 ⏳ ⏳ ⏳ 🕰️ 🕰️ 😂 😂
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the-ham-juice · 4 months ago
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she wolf
finally finished this from like 5 months ago
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the-ham-juice · 4 months ago
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I also want that guy's wife
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the-ham-juice · 4 months ago
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Athera confronting her father with the hard questions
(My post Veilguard headcanons)
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the-ham-juice · 4 months ago
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the-ham-juice · 5 months ago
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the-ham-juice · 5 months ago
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the dog that weeps after it kills is no better than the dog that doesn't. my guilt will not purify me. (x)
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