the-heavens-satan - Tumblr blog

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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

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mr sunshine please come to tumblr we would love to have you

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to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

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I’m a glass half full kinda guy cause then I have more water that way

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"The existence of people who've never heard of [insert fandom here] makes me feel old" buddy, there are people who've never heard of just about anything you can think of. On a densely networked site like Tumblr, you're probably at most four or five mutual-of-a-mutual jumps removed from someone who's genuinely never heard of Batman.

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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

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coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice

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‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

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[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth